For three years, a little painting show called The Canvas of Calm aired at 3 a.m. on public access TV. Its host, Robbie Moss—with his soft voice and big afro—seemed harmless. Just a guy painting mountains and trees to help insomniacs unwind.

Then intelligence agencies took a closer look.

According to later claims, Moss wasn’t painting landscapes. He was painting triggers. His titanium white paint was a psychoactive paste that allegedly released hallucinogenic spores under the studio lights. Crew members wore hazmat suits. His “pocket squirrel,” Peapod, was rumored to be a biological experiment feeding on his paint.

The “brush cleaning” segment was the worst. Moss didn’t just tap the brush—he thrashed the easel and screamed coded coordinates into the mic. Viewers three states away reported nosebleeds and waking up in cornfields holding blank canvases.

In his final broadcast in 1984, Moss painted a door. Not a picture of one—a door that looked almost real. He smiled, turned the knob, and walked into the canvas. Thirty-three minutes later, SWAT raided the station. The studio was empty, the brush was still wet with silver liquid burning through the floor, and a message in phthalo blue waited on the wall:

“There are no mistakes here, only happy little nightmares.”