Happy Valentines Day, Machete listeners!

Whether or not YOU’RE feeling amorous on this frozen, quarantined holiday, we’re pretty sure embattled QAnon ambassadress Marjorie Taylor Green is hot-to-trot enough for all of us (at least if the most recent reporting on her extracurricular love life is to be believed).

So why not let our MTG satire melt the frost off your disposition, and enjoy several other bits of Machete comedy and music from our past and present with this Valentine’s Day podcast. This edition contains Green Mill performances from Janeane Garofalo and Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!’s Brian Babylon, and several stalwart Machete voices.

As ever, we are beyond grateful for the support you’ve continued to offer us, and we desperately miss creating a weekly live show for you in Uptown’s most renowned gangster jazz club. We are especially thankful for our monthly donors and those of you that have made financial contributions during the pandemic. You're the reason we're still here, and we deeply appreciate you.

Meanwhile, as we all wait for a literal shot in the arm, may this metaphorical one keep you vaccinated against midwinter blues and post-acquittal blahs.

Stay safe. And love the one you’re with. Because you’ve never had less of a choice.

Xoxo,

Team Machete

2.14.21 MASTHEAD

Brad Einstein

Claire Friedman

Tiffany Topol

Janeane Garofalo

Michael Gomez

Brian Babylon

Atra Asdou

Gary Pascal