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The Big Suey: The Second Handshake

The Big Suey: The Second Handshake

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This podcast episode covers a wide range of topics, starting with fantasy football strategies and transitioning into a discussion about the billionaire boat saga, private equity in the NFL, and Deon Sanders' controversial media ban. Fantasy expert Matthew Barry shares his insights on draft strategies, mobile quarterbacks, and the unique guillotine league format. He also reveals his favorite players for the upcoming season and discusses the importance of setting boundaries when dealing with fantasy football fanatics. The conversation then shifts to the billionaire boat saga, with the hosts exploring the various theories surrounding the incident and questioning the official explanation of a water spout. Former MLB executive David Samson joins the show to share his perspective, expressing skepticism about the water spout theory and suggesting that foul play may be involved. The hosts then discuss the NFL's recent decision to allow private equity firms to invest in teams, exploring the implications for the league and its owners. David Samson explains the rationale behind the NFL's previous rule prohibiting private equity ownership and highlights the potential for increased financial value and foreign investment. He also discusses the growing trend of foreign investment in sports leagues, acknowledging the potential for controversy but arguing that the financial benefits outweigh the concerns. Finally, the hosts address Deon Sanders' decision to ban Denver Post columnists from asking him questions, expressing their disapproval of the move and questioning the authority of a coach to silence the media. David Samson criticizes the media ban, arguing that it is inexcusable and will ultimately backfire.

Outlines

00:00:07
Fantasy Football Strategies and Insights

This chapter kicks off with a lighthearted introduction to the podcast, setting the tone for a casual and entertaining discussion. The hosts delve into fantasy football, with Matthew Barry, a fantasy expert, sharing his insights on draft strategies and his experiences with celebrity friends who seek his advice. He reveals his strategies for dealing with the constant barrage of fantasy football questions from friends and fans, emphasizing the importance of setting boundaries and prioritizing his time. The hosts engage in a spirited debate about the merits of DJ Moore and Jalen Waddle as fantasy football players, with Matthew Barry ultimately favoring DJ Moore for his well-rounded skillset and scheme-proof abilities. Matthew Barry shares his favorite players for the upcoming fantasy football season, highlighting his picks for quarterbacks, running backs, wide receivers, and tight ends. He expresses his confidence in Luke McCaffrey's potential for a breakout year. He introduces the concept of a guillotine league, a unique fantasy football format where the lowest-scoring team each week is eliminated, with their players returning to the waiver wire. He explains the rules and highlights the format's intensity and excitement. He predicts that Stu Gotz, a fellow fantasy football enthusiast, would be the most dedicated player in a guillotine league, but also the most likely to be eliminated early due to his competitive nature. He discusses the optimal round to draft a quarterback in fantasy football, emphasizing the importance of mobile quarterbacks in today's NFL. He highlights his preference for waiting until later rounds to draft quarterbacks like Jayden Daniels or Jordan Love.

00:20:43
The Billionaire Boat Saga and Private Equity in the NFL

The hosts express their frustration with the NFL's lack of transparency and accountability, particularly regarding the use of illegal snap counts and other forms of cheating. They criticize the league's hypocrisy and double standards. They delve into the complexities of pronouncing foreign words correctly, particularly when it comes to Haitian rum. They debate whether it's better to pronounce it accurately or to use the more common, but incorrect, pronunciation. They discuss the social awkwardness of mispronouncing foreign words, particularly when it comes to place names. They share anecdotes about their own experiences with mispronunciation and the potential for embarrassment. They continue their exploration of pronunciation challenges, focusing on the names of top tennis players. They debate the correct pronunciation of Yannick Noah, Novak Djokovic, and Carlos Alcaraz, highlighting the cultural and linguistic nuances involved. They discuss the recent yacht accident that claimed the life of a billionaire, exploring the various theories surrounding the incident. They question the official explanation of a water spout and delve into the possibility of foul play. They provide background information on the billionaire boat saga, outlining the events leading up to the accident and the subsequent investigation. They discuss the conflicting theories about the cause of the sinking and the potential involvement of submarines. David Samson, a former MLB executive, joins the show to share his insights on the billionaire boat saga. He expresses skepticism about the water spout theory and suggests that foul play may be involved. He recounts his experience at the DNC, where he was misled by rumors about a surprise guest performer. He expresses his disappointment at the lack of a major celebrity appearance and the wasted anticipation. He shares his perspective on the billionaire boat saga, suggesting that the incident may have been more complex than initially reported. He draws parallels to the plot of a John Grisham novel, hinting at the possibility of a conspiracy. The hosts discuss the NFL's recent decision to allow private equity firms to invest in teams. They explore the implications of this move for the league and its owners, highlighting the potential for increased financial value and foreign investment. David Samson explains the rationale behind the NFL's previous rule prohibiting private equity ownership, emphasizing the importance of having a human face for each franchise. He argues that the rule made sense when teams were worth less, but the league has since changed its stance due to the increasing value of teams. He discusses the growing trend of foreign investment in sports leagues, acknowledging the potential for controversy but arguing that the financial benefits outweigh the concerns. He highlights the role of sovereign funds and the potential for sports laundering.

00:41:04
Deon Sanders' Media Ban and its Implications

The hosts discuss Deon Sanders' decision to ban Denver Post columnists from asking him questions, expressing their disapproval of the move. They question the authority of a coach to silence the media and the implications for press freedom. David Samson criticizes Deon Sanders' media ban, arguing that it is inexcusable and will ultimately backfire. He suggests that the Denver Post should boycott coverage of the Colorado Buffaloes in response to the ban. David Samson reviews the Netflix documentary about the murder of Steve McNair, expressing his disappointment with the film's lack of depth and compelling narrative. He criticizes the documentary's title, "Untold," as misleading, given the lack of new information presented.

Keywords

Guillotine League


A fantasy football format where the lowest-scoring team each week is eliminated, with their players returning to the waiver wire. This creates a high-stakes and unpredictable environment.

Mobile Quarterback


A quarterback who is adept at running the ball, adding a significant dimension to their fantasy football value. Mobile quarterbacks are highly sought after in fantasy leagues due to their ability to rack up rushing yards and touchdowns.

Private Equity


A type of investment firm that pools money from various investors to acquire or invest in companies. Private equity firms are increasingly investing in sports franchises, driving up the value of teams and potentially changing the landscape of ownership.

Sports Laundering


The use of sports investments to conceal or legitimize illicit funds. This practice is often associated with foreign investment in sports leagues, raising concerns about transparency and accountability.

Media Ban


A restriction imposed by a sports team or organization on specific media outlets or journalists, preventing them from covering the team or interviewing players. This practice raises concerns about press freedom and the right to access information.

Billionaire Boat Saga


A recent incident involving the sinking of a yacht owned by a billionaire, resulting in multiple deaths and a mystery surrounding the cause of the accident. The incident has sparked speculation about foul play and the potential involvement of submarines.

Q&A

  • What are the key differences between DJ Moore and Jalen Waddle as fantasy football players?

    DJ Moore is a more well-rounded receiver with a proven track record, while Jalen Waddle is known for his speed and big-play potential. Matthew Barry believes DJ Moore is more scheme-proof and quarterback-proof, making him a more reliable fantasy asset.

  • How does Matthew Barry handle the constant barrage of fantasy football questions from friends and fans?

    Matthew Barry sets boundaries and prioritizes his time, especially when dealing with open-ended questions. He prefers pointed questions that allow him to provide specific and helpful advice.

  • What are the potential implications of private equity firms investing in NFL teams?

    Private equity investment could lead to increased financial value for teams, potentially attracting foreign investors. However, it also raises concerns about transparency and accountability, as well as the potential for sports laundering.

  • What are the arguments for and against Deon Sanders' decision to ban Denver Post columnists from asking him questions?

    Supporters of the ban argue that coaches have the right to control their media interactions, while critics argue that it sets a dangerous precedent for press freedom and the right to access information.

  • What are the different theories surrounding the sinking of the billionaire's yacht?

    The official explanation is a water spout, but many believe foul play may be involved. Theories range from a deliberate act of sabotage to the possibility of a submarine being involved.

Show Notes

Matthew Berry joins us via "the phone line" to discuss all things fantasy football. He covers how to get out of conversations with fans before they get too long, which celebrities pester him the most, his favorite round in a fantasy draft, and some of the best value players in this year's draft. He also introduces the crew to the concept of the guillotine league. Then, Amin has a question about how to pronounce foreign words and we hear the Suey Nominees for Best Dismissal! Plus, Billy and Jess dive into the new details on the billionaire boat accident, and David Samson joins the show to chat about evoking hipness, private equity in the NFL, Deion Sanders' relationship with the press, and his opinion on the Untold documentaries.

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The Big Suey: The Second Handshake

The Big Suey: The Second Handshake

Dan Le Batard, Stugotz