We’ve all dreamed about escaping our everyday routines and setting off for exotic far-off locales. But an equal number of us have returned home with stories about vacations gone horribly awry. In our story this week, we’ll hear the hilarious exploits of a socially petrified Englishman who is packed off to rural America … only to find that the countryside isn’t quite as pastoral as he had imagined. Starring (in order of appearance): Sgt. “Froggy” LeSueur…………………... Kenneth Danziger Charlie Baker…………………………….........Paxton Whitehead Betty Meeks………………………………........Kate Williamson Rev. David Marshall Lee………………….. Martin McClendon Catherine Simms…………………………......Dina Waters Owen Musser…………………………….........Joey Slotnick Ellard Simms……………………………… .......Johnny Galecki Directed by Eric Simonson.