The Gnome Gnows

The Gnome Gnows

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The podcast begins with hosts Brian Green and Kristen Joy discussing a woman's claims of having sex with aliens, as featured on the ITV Morning Show. They then transition to a discussion about the Olympics, specifically the pole vaulting event. Brian shares his personal experience with sleep paralysis, describing a strange alien-like creature he encountered during an episode. The hosts then announce their upcoming live comedy shows in Florida, inviting listeners to attend. They continue to discuss the woman's claims, questioning their validity and suggesting alternative explanations, such as sleep paralysis or psychological factors. The podcast concludes with a reminder of their upcoming shows and a call to action for listeners to follow their social media channels and website.

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00:00:00
Alien Encounters and Sleep Paralysis

The podcast begins with a discussion about a woman's claims of having sex with aliens, as featured on the ITV Morning Show. Brian shares his personal experience with sleep paralysis, describing a strange alien-like creature he encountered during an episode.

00:00:46
The Olympics and Pole Vaulting

Brian and Kristen discuss the Olympics, particularly the pole vaulting event. They are impressed by the athlete's skill and the intense reactions of the crowd.

00:18:21
Debunking the Alien Sex Claims

The hosts continue to discuss the ITV Morning Show clip, questioning the woman's claims and suggesting that there may be alternative explanations for her experiences. They emphasize the lack of evidence and the possibility of psychological factors.

00:32:25
TCB Live in Florida

The hosts announce their upcoming live comedy shows in Florida, inviting listeners to attend. They also provide information about their social media channels and website.

00:36:43
Conclusion and Call to Action

The hosts wrap up the episode, reminding listeners about their upcoming comedy shows and encouraging them to follow their social media channels and website. They also invite listeners to leave feedback and suggestions.

Keywords

Sleep Paralysis


A sleep disorder characterized by the inability to move or speak while being aware of one's surroundings. It often involves vivid hallucinations and feelings of fear.

Alien Encounter


A reported experience of contact with extraterrestrial beings. These encounters can range from sightings of UFOs to alleged abductions and communication with aliens.

ITV Morning Show


A British television morning show known for its lighthearted and often controversial content. It has been a source of entertainment and discussion for many years.

Olympics


A major international sporting event held every four years, featuring athletes from around the world competing in various disciplines.

Pole Vaulting


A track and field event where athletes use a pole to propel themselves over a horizontal bar.

Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD)


A rare condition characterized by persistent and unwanted genital arousal. It can be caused by various factors, including psychological stress and medical conditions.

Q&A

  • What is sleep paralysis and what are some common experiences associated with it?

    Sleep paralysis is a sleep disorder where you are aware of your surroundings but unable to move or speak. It often involves vivid hallucinations, including seeing or feeling the presence of a creature or entity.

  • What are some of the arguments against the woman's claims of having sex with aliens?

    The hosts argue that the woman's claims lack evidence and could be explained by psychological factors, such as sleep paralysis or a desire for attention. They also point out the lack of physical proof, such as scars or photographs.

  • What is the significance of the ITV Morning Show clip in the context of the podcast?

    The clip serves as a starting point for a discussion about alien encounters, sleep paralysis, and the nature of belief. It also provides a humorous and entertaining segment for the podcast.

  • What are some of the key takeaways from Brian's sleep paralysis experience?

    Brian's experience highlights the potential for sleep paralysis to be a source of vivid and disturbing hallucinations. It also raises questions about the nature of reality and the possibility of otherworldly experiences.

  • What are the hosts' plans for their upcoming live comedy shows in Florida?

    The hosts are excited to bring their podcast to life in Florida, inviting listeners to attend their shows in Dania Beach and Orlando. They are looking forward to interacting with their audience and sharing their unique brand of humor.

Show Notes

Episode #580: You gnome what they say, the little man in your bedroom at night is just an alien here to protect you and also maybe to have sex with you.


  • Aliens!

  • The old ITV crew

  • Thank you to Gina Gershon

  • Now that Bryan has Peacock, I petition to force him to watch Below Deck

  • A pole vault punch

  • 90’s ITV alien show

  • Out of this world orgasm

  • Smells like team spirit…

  • Is she going to outer space or just dreaming?

  • Work it out on the gang bang

  • Who is Ian The Octopus Man?

  • It’s lovely to imagine

  • Cat Gran?

  • Bryan’s sleep paralysis experience


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Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley

Producer: Astrid B. Green

Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer

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