And on with the show...

Notebooks out completists, here's the playlist in full...

• CHARLI XCX - Spring breakers (featuring Kesha)
• coucou chloe - GUESS
• SLEAFORD MODS & HOT CHIP - Nom Nom Nom
• ELA MINUS - UPWARDS
• PRIMAL SCREAM - Ready To Go Home

[Tim Key’s Christmas Poetry Programme #1]

• ANNA ERHARD - Not Rick
• LAST DINNER PARTY - The Feminine Urge
• LEWSBERG - An Ear To The Chest
• METRONOMY X PAN AMSTERDAM - Nice Town (Original)
• JESUS AND MARY CHAIN - Silver Strings
• BABY QUEEN - We Can Be Anything

[Tim Key’s Christmas Poetry Programme #2]

• charlieeeee - XTREME CIRCUMSTANCES
• 4AM KRU & PAPA LEVI - Ribena
• NIA ARCHIVES - Crowded Roomz
• JOHN GLACIER - Found
• JODIE LANGFORD - Foefetti

[Tim Key’s Christmas Poetry Programme #3]

• XIU XIU - Frosty the Snowman
• BLAWAN - Fires
• DEELA, BXKS, & GENIO BAMBINO - Big Deel
• A.G. COOK - Without
• CLIPZ & SHERELLE - MEET ME AT THE TEMPLE

[Tim Key’s Christmas Poetry Programme #4]

• BILL RYDER-JONES - This Can't Go On
• SELF ESTEEM & MOONCHILD SANELLY - Big Man
• BRITISH MURDER BOYS - Killer I Said
• KNEECAP - I bhFiacha Linne

[Tim Key’s Christmas Poetry Programme #5]

• ADDISON RAE - Diet Pepsi
• CINDY LEE - Diamond Jubilee
• JOHN GLACIER - Money Shows (featuring Eartheater)
• ORBURY COMMON - Fantasy
• CHARLI XCX - Von dutch *
• VELVET UNDERGROUND - Heroin

* The inspiration for this week's lyrical heading.