The Bandit took a look at the NFL schedule and determined the only games worth watching this season. Timestamps below for all you sickos:

• Week 1 — Houston at Baltimore (0:36 )


• Week 2 — Green Bay at Atlanta (03:07 )


• Week 3 — Denver at Miami (05:01 )


• Week 4 — Seattle at N.Y. Giants (6:48 )


• Week 5 — Kansas City at Minnesota (8:33 )


• Week 6 — Dallas at L.A. Chargers (12:05 )


• Week 7 — Cleveland at Indianapolis (13:50 )


• Week 8 — Houston at Carolina (15:08 )


• Week 9 — Buffalo at Cincinnati (16:45 )


• Week 10 — San Francisco at Jacksonville (18:05 )


• Week 11 — Chicago at Detroit (21:24 )


• Week 12 — L.A. Rams at Arizona (24:42 )


• Week 13 — Indianapolis at Tennessee (27:40 )


• Week 14 — New England at Pittsburgh (28:40 )


• Week 15 — N.Y. Jets at Miami (29:20 )


• Week 16 — N.Y. Giants at Philadelphia (31:31 )


• Week 17 — Carolina at Jacksonville (32:45 )