A New Bill Would Defend Marriage from Sharks Audiobook by Doyle Redland

President Obama Earns Money for the US by Appearing in a Japanese Television Commercial Audiobook by Doyle Redland

A New Dating Site Helps Plus-Size Jewish Plane Crash Survivors Find Love Audiobook by Marichelle Kawachi

The US Secretary of Education Forced to Strip to Put the Nation through School Audiobook by Doyle Redland

Jovial Man Must Not Be Aware That He Works at an Airport Burrito Restaurant Audiobook by Marichelle Kawachi

The U.S. Signs the Declaration of Dependence on China Audiobook by Doyle Redland

The Nation Is Impressed by the Feats of One Very Strong Boy Audiobook by Doyle Redland

Congress Is Reluctant to Cut Funding for a Tank that Just Spins Around and then Self Destructs Audiobook by Doyle Redland

FedEx Confirms That More Than 600,000 People Try to Mail Themselves Each Year Audiobook by The Onion

Community Mourns the Death of a Beloved Drunk Driver Audiobook by Marichelle Kawachi

The Department of the Interior to Finally Clean the Nation's Filter Audiobook by Doyle Redland

The US Government Admits to Hiding an Embarrassingly Lame 1973 Extraterrestrial Encounter Audiobook by Doyle Redland

An Ambitious High Speed Rail Plan Will Fly Americans to Japan to Use Their Trains Audiobook by Doyle Redland

The Passing of an Ohio Man Forces the Nation to Confront Death for the First Time Audiobook by Doyle Redland

The Nation Is Waist-Deep in Soybeans after a $30 Trillion Farm Subsidy Bill Is Accidentally Passed Audiobook by Doyle Redland

A College Sophomore Thinks She Would Be a Good Sex Columnist Audiobook by Marichelle Kawachi

A Fire Chief Grants a 3-Day Extension on a Difficult Fire Audiobook by Doyle Redland

The Nation's Amateur Skateboarders Haven't Landed a Trick in 12 Years Audiobook by Doyle Redland

Pope Francis Weirds Out Gay Couple by Standing in the Audience of Their Wedding Ceremony Audiobook by Marichelle Kawachi

Apple Comes Under Fire After Unveiling Its Grotesque New MacBook Audiobook by Doyle Redland