After weeks of sailing and suspense, ‘The Riddle of the Sands’ explodes into action on October 25.

At last we discover what the ‘Riddle’ is. Sadly, as you will hear, Lloyd notDavies and Tim notCarruthers fall out quite badly - and loudly - about the basic credibility of Erskine Childers’s premise in describing the imminent German threat.

We start the podcast, though, by plotting out the day for Carruthers, starting with an extended pub/gin bar crawl in Dornumerland, followed by an arduous cross-country walk to Hage, a fair deal of train travel in heavy disguise, and finally a bold act of sabotage on a galliot and a confrontation with, of all people, the Kaiser.

We quickly descend into chaos when Lloyd notDavies becomes aerated by the presence of ‘lighters’ in Bensersiel harbour (05:43 ); a heated discussion of the canal vs ditch issue ensues (07:50 ); Club Member Ian provides useful information about riverine vessels of the period (10:18 ); Club Member Tony sides with notCarruthers (12:37 ).

Lloyd notDavies then turns his attention to the viability (or not) of amphibious warfare and invasion by rowboat, using Gallipoli as his main case study (16:21 ). Tim notCarruthers changes the tone by referencing the Marx Brothers (23:04 ), and talking about the use of disguises in late Victorian literature. (24:44 )

Finally, we address the pub crawl in Dornum and how to recreate it (or not) in modern times (30:03 ); a connection is made back to the Marx Brothers (34:03 ), and the true story of Groucho’s one visit to Dornum is revealed (36:14 ).

As if the tone couldn’t get any lower, we then discuss the 1970s sex comedy The EastFriesland Report (39:07 ), filmed on location in exactly the same places that Carruthers visits on October 25.

Club Business (45:14 ) - Adrian on why submarines were considered to be underhand and ‘unEnglish’ (45.26); Brian & John correct us on what a submarine engineer actually is (46:31 ); the status of marine engineers generally in 1903 (47:25 ); we find a real-life German diving/wreck engineer - living in Lambeth (48:39 ); Nick on TS Eliot and Baedecker (51:20 ); Ian on ejaculation(52:27 ); Ben and Fiona support us on Unbound (52:54 ); Peter finds us a Munich beer house in London (53:24 ).

MUSIC CREDITS
Great Open Sea by the Wellington Sea Shanty Society: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Wellington_Sea_Shanty_Society/none_given_1098/12_-_Wellington_Sea_Shanty_Society_-_Great_Open_Sea

Mr Gallagher and Mr Shean (from Ziegfield Girls): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkzAEGarl9Q