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The Scooter Man Incident (Or: How I Became Larry David)

The Scooter Man Incident (Or: How I Became Larry David)

Update: 2025-05-01
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When a fast-talking salesman on a motorized scooter invades Aaron's Saturday peace, things spiral into a hilarious—and nearly hostile—driveway showdown. In this episode, Aaron recounts the moment he transformed into the fictional version of Larry David, wrestling with his own patience, boundaries, and a stranger’s relentless sales script. It’s a story about personal space, emotional restraint, and why no really means no.


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Story created & performed by: Aaron Calafato


Senior Audio Engineer: Ken Wendt


Additional Vocals: Cori Calafato 


Resident Artist: Pete Whitehead 


Original Music: thomas j. duke


Content & Editorial Assistant: Brooks Borden


Content Associate: Isaac Gehring

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The Scooter Man Incident (Or: How I Became Larry David)

The Scooter Man Incident (Or: How I Became Larry David)

Aaron Calafato