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The Two Jacks - Episode 126 - Bike Lanes, Black Markets, and Boris Files

The Two Jacks - Episode 126 - Bike Lanes, Black Markets, and Boris Files

Update: 2025-09-14
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Episode 126 delivers comprehensive analysis of Australian and international news, politics, and sport. The hosts tackle everything from sovereign citizen movements and government policy disasters to AFL finals and international political chaos, maintaining their trademark blend of serious analysis and wry humor.

Listener Correspondence

Grant ("Tri-Valve") - Multiple Topics

  • NRL Trainers on Field: Criticism of excessive trainer presence during games, particularly Alfie Langer's extended field time with Broncos and Queensland Origin teams
  • Media Language Issues: Channel 9's problematic "Exonerated Child Murderer Folbigg" banner - classic oxymoron
  • International Travel: Amusing encounter with Collingwood supporters in the Sahara Desert, Libya (2010)
  • Bike Lane Safety: Melbourne bike lanes creating pedestrian hazards, particularly for country visitors unfamiliar with urban cycling infrastructure
  • AFLW vs Netball: Questions about potential impact of women's AFL on traditional netball participation and viewership

Andrew - Sovereign Citizens

  • Community Support: Concerns about significant local support for Paul Punker and Desi Freeman in high country communities
  • Hidden Numbers: Unexpected prevalence of sovereign citizen ideology among seemingly ordinary citizens

Major News Analysis

Sovereign Citizen Movement & Wieambilla

  • Geographic Clusters: Identified hotspots including Gladstone/WA Wheatbelt, Albury-Wodonga, Northern Rivers, SW Queensland
  • Police Risk: Increased threat assessment protocols required for warrant services
  • Historical Context: Long-standing anti-establishment culture in remote eastern Victoria dating to 1970s
  • Freeman Manhunt: Police belief in community assistance for Desi Freeman; rugged Buckland Valley terrain complicating search

Erin Patterson Sentencing

  • Sentence: Life imprisonment with 33-year non-parole period (eligible 2056)
  • Judge's Reasoning: Justice Chris Beale noted extensive premeditation required for crime
  • Solitary Confinement: 22 hours daily due to case publicity
  • Community Impact: Butchers no longer selling mushroom-based products; "Beef Wellington" renamed "Beef en Croute"

Bruce Lehrmann Federal Court Appeal

  • Appeal Failure: Federal Court unimpressed with Lehrmann's challenge
  • Fiona Brown: Only figure emerging with reputation intact despite career destruction
  • Compensation Disparity: Call for equal treatment compared to Brittany Higgins settlement

Jacinta Price Immigration Comments

  • ABC Interview Controversy: Claims about Labor's immigration strategy targeting Indian community votes
  • Liberal Response: Julie Bishop apologized on Price's behalf; Price refused personal apology
  • Business Backlash: Harris Park businesses refusing Liberal engagement until unconditional Price apology
  • Electoral Strategy: Cos Samaras noted elections won/lost in NSW/Victoria, not through minority group alienation

Policy Disasters

Black Market Tobacco

  • Market Indicators: Small country town (25,000) now has five tobacconists - unprecedented
  • Policy Failure: Excise increases creating massive black market, including Iraqi cigarette factories serving Australian market
  • Price Comparison: Legal cigarettes $55-60 per pack vs $120 for carton of 10 packs illegally
  • Law Enforcement: Hundreds of millions spent on policing sophisticated black markets
  • Historical Parallel: Ignoring 20th century prohibition lessons from alcohol and betting
  • Respectability of Law-breaking: Creating acceptance of illegal activity, similar to SP bookmaking era

Vaping Policy

  • Joint Failure: Bipartisan decision ignoring harm reduction evidence
  • Unregulated Danger: Current black market vapes potentially more dangerous than regulated alternatives

International Politics

Thomas Sewell Deportation Petition

  • Petition Numbers: 117,000+ signatures on Change.org for neo-Nazi leader deportation
  • Legal Challenges: New Zealand citizenship complications; military service precedent (Bertie Kidd case)
  • Current Charges: Violent disorder, assault by kicking, discharge missile, police intimidation

US Politics - Trump/Epstein Files

  • Birthday Book Evidence: House Oversight Committee confirms Trump birthday message to Epstein
  • White House Response: Claims of forgery; potential legal battle with Wall Street Journal
  • Economic Concerns: US jobs market weakened (22,000 jobs vs expected higher), unemployment 4.2% to 4.3%
  • Tariff Impact: Goldman Sachs reports 86% absorbed by importers, unsustainable long-term
  • John Deere Warning: Agricultural equipment manufacturer's poor results concerning for rural Trump base

European Political Chaos

France - Government Collapse

  • Confidence Vote: PM François Bayrou lost 364-194, far-right and far-left coalition
  • Spending Cuts: Proposed welfare caps and public holiday removal triggered downfall
  • Fiscal Crisis: 5.8% GDP deficit, 114% debt-to-GDP ratio
  • Political Paralysis: No major party willing to make necessary hard economic decisions

UK - Boris Johnson Influence Scandal

  • The Boris Files: Leaked data reveals post-PM profiteering from office connections
  • Greensill Echoes: Similarities to David Cameron lobbying scandal
  • Labour Leadership: Keir Starmer faces deputy leadership election, working-class voters moving to Reform
  • Polling: Reform UK leading but insufficient for parliamentary majority
  • Immigration Policy: Dublin Agreement unavailable post-Brexit; family reunion advantages drawing Channel crossings

Germany - Migration Politics

  • Cologne Agreement: All parties except AfD pledge only positive migration discourse in local elections
  • Strategic Error: Likely to entrench support for far-right AfD by dismissing legitimate concerns

International Relations

China Engagement

  • Bob Carr & Dan Andrews: Attending 80th anniversary of Japanese defeat in China
  • Photo Opportunities: Andrews pictured with Kim Jong-un and Vladimir Putin
  • Commercial Motivations: Unnamed political friend claims Andrews "making millions" from China connections
  • Influence Trading: Xi Jinping meetings providing significant business leverage

Middle East & Ukraine

  • Marina Hyde Quote: "The path to peace still goes through politicians with power. Many of them are still terrible people. They will still have to have unpleasant and even toxic conversations in which horse trading and moral compromise are inevitable"
  • UN Role: Defense of UN as necessary forum for engaging "terrible people" while criticizing corrupt agencies

Sports Coverage

NRL Finals Week 1

  • Matchups: Raiders v Broncos (Canberra), Storm v Bulldogs (Melbourne), Warriors v Panthers (Auckland), Sharks v Roosters (Shark Park)
  • Venue Criticism: Shark Park described as "disaster" with rat problems, unfit for purpose
  • Form Analysis: Storm struggling after losses to Roosters and Broncos; Raiders in strong form

AFL Finals Analysis

  • Geelong Dominance: Cats looking "head and shoulders" above competition
  • Umpiring Controversy: AFL acknowledged mistake in Geelong v Brisbane Lions match; three-goal turnaround from questionable decisions
  • Upcoming Matches: Hawks v Crows, Suns v Lions at Gabba
  • Jai Newcombe: Hawks midfielder top-rated in all three finals appearances
  • Charlie Curnow: Carlton star's ordinary finals performances raising trade speculation

Rugby Union

  • Wallabies Form: Positive signs despite slow starts; exciting brand attracting attention
  • Lions Tour Revenue: Significant funds from upcoming British & Irish Lions tour
  • Scheduling Issues: Argentina match poorly timed at 2pm North Queensland

Media & Culture

Children's Humor Analysis

  • Anne Althaus Insight: Children funny because not yet socialized, willing to take risks
  • Comparison: Ricky Gervais model of saying "unsayable" things
  • New Yorker: Magazine quality decline noted, but cartoons "back in form"

Comedy Recommendations

  • Stewart Lee: Ricky Gervais' favorite comedian; unconventional style
  • Queen/Paddington Joke: Stewart Lee's material about marmalade sandwiches and Prince Andrew

Media Business

  • The Free Press Sale: Bari Weiss publication acquired by Paramount/CBS for $100-200 million
  • Editorial Control: Weiss reportedly getting "free reign" over CBS political coverage
  • Alternative Media Success: Examples include Claire Lehmann's Quillette, Megyn Kelly's expansion
  • Democratization Concerns: Tendency toward sensationalism in independent media

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The Two Jacks - Episode 126 - Bike Lanes, Black Markets, and Boris Files

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Jack the Insider and Joel Hill