It's our annual 97.9 Post-Holidaze Weigh-in! To add to our tradition of old fashioned vicious good-natured ribbing, we've brought on celebrity expert and author of "The Ultimate Roastmaster" herself, Rachel Tracy!

(Note to Ms. Tracy's attorneys: we have received your letter and will respond once the iSMILEYFACEaudio corporate attorneys have reviewed.)

Sincere apologies to actress and author Franchesca Ramsey (Superstore, MTV Decoded) whose visit this morning was postponed to accommodate Rachel Tracy's appearance.

R.I.P. Bernard's Department Store on Wewatta.

97.9 The Rat Race #21

Featuring: Ben Roy (Donny D), Beth Hoyt (Tara), Chris Marrs (Animal) & Franchesca Ramsey (Rachel)

Written By: Beth Hoyt

Audio Designed & Directed by: Evan Nix

Created by: Ben Roy & Chris Marrs