Lil Bitz

LOST CAUSE

I saw this dude and i thought to myself

Ooh, he got a big forehead

–FIVE head!

But then i kept seeing him and every time i seen him the number increased.

Six head!

Seven head!

Eight head!

NINE HEAD

Eventua;ly all i could see was his head.

The rest didnt even exist no more

The room became his head,

I'm like,

“Wuhhooahhhh”

{Enter The Multiverse}

SUNNI BLU

ooh , she think she bad

But she know she aint bad

She wantto be bad

But we know she aint bad, son

She be getting ready in the bathroom,

Bad stuff

She be take that pink inside the powderm, at the club

Boo boo boo!

she pretty but she roode

She just about a tool;

I'm finna acta fool

Gaddang

Aint no way she think she famous

She cant even bang!

Bitch get out my way

Go take ur medication!

Jeezuz,

I ben vegan long time but want

Cheeze itz

And i need a girlfriend

—I think she's it

Got me cheesin'

Order some Chinese-es

On eazy puff

Cuh she know i like it ruff

On wifey

i cant get enough

My life i put my life on God

Oh christ I cross my heart

I be like ten feet tall

L E G E N D S

What do you do when death is on your doorstep?

You let him in, give him a kiss

Warm on the forehead and then sit him down for dinner.

That is, before you look inward.

Cause it feels so good to die, don't it?

Or don't you remember?

SUNNI BLU

YO THAT JUST GAVE ME SEVERE ANXIETY, SON.

YOOO

Lil Bitzs

ISO Sunni Blu

Lost Cause

I JUST WATCHED A WHOLE DE LA SOUL SET that had a DJ BOOTH IN IT

THAT DID NOT GET TOUCHED

THE WHOLE SET.

Half the first verse went by, i'm like,

“Alright, come on. Touch the decks.”

He did not.

The whole first verse went by,

HE DID NOT TOUCH THE DECKS.

He just sittin there in the background like,

“1, 2, 3!”

I'm like,

“yeah , alright, 1,2,3– TOUCH THE DECKS.”

Then the second verse started,

He's still sitting there like,

“1,2,3!”

I'm starting to have a heart attack like,

‘…TOUCH THE DECKS.'

He did not touch the decks!

Now he dancin,

Hands up in the air.

I'm like, “COME ON BRUH.”

Talkin bout “Long Island”

“1,2,3!”

TOUCH THE DECKS.

He did not touch the decks.

Second Verse:

I'm like,

“omg he not touchin the decks”

Then they bring out a whole band…

And i'm like,

“Oh, he finna play with the band.”

He did NOT.

The band came out,

Third verse–

He steps away from the decks.

I'm like—

“What the fuck is going on here.”

Then he just dancin around, BOTH hands in the air i'm like,

“ok ….where the DJ AT.”

COME ON DJ—

TOUCH THE DECKS.

The whole song went by.

He did not touch the decks.

He exit stage right.

Everybody exit,

Peace out.

Left the decks right there.

By themselves.

UNTOUCHED.

Center stage.

I thought i died.

They brought the whole DJ booth;

They brought all the decks….

They set the decks up,

They did the whole song.

The decks did not get touched.

Not one time.

Not once did the decks get touched.

I died.

Then I came back, and i thought.

“I might be the only non-male person alive

To be this mad—-

That a deck did not get touched.”

How's that.

5 out of 10.

It was almost a dick joke.

That's why I gave it a five. Almost a dick–is not a dick.

By God, you're right.

5 inches is not a dick.

Not even of really good penis.

I'm sorry,

It's just not.

{Enter The Multiverse}

It's not a DJ set if your hands are above your head more than 10% of the time.

Period.

#facts

You gotta touch the decks.

[The Festival Project ™ ]

It's like 5 in the morning on thanksgiving, i just watched Jimmy Kimmel and i'm about to eat some tacos.

Cause my life been like that.

{Enter The Multiverse}

L E G E N D S

The Winery. (Instrumental)

Unreleased — TBA 2026

Prod. By -Ū.

DBA Blū Tha Gürū

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