The mess, the 25 year old monkey and me

'I think of it like a cult'

'What? You want us to write a kids' show?'

'Even I thought I was a terrible choice!'

'Just f#&%ing stand there and say your line!'

'The one-eyed man in the kingdom of the blind'

'There was just... vitriol in the air'

'The Network would say, here's what we're going to do, blah blah blah'

'I just want to go now'