The time Paul Keating eviscerated Elise

The key to happiness - “Quantity has a quality all its own.”

Is Australia still the lucky country?!

The time Elise was faced with a home invader at the end of her bed

Elise taking on crime - knife with a knife?

How DID Tom capture Elise?!

Is Elise a Karen?

Elise or Tom: which one is ALWAYS right?

Tom went on a hot date whilst Elise was away

Ava says a family on their phones together, stay together

The chip Elise has on her shoulder

The outfit Tom wore that wouldn't be accepted anymore

Elise is NOT happy about this album cover

The shoes Tom and Elise would NOT wear

Tom's dating advice

"They're trying to be too cool"

How Tom and Elise are both showing signs of ageing

How Elise's dad got her to never smoke

The politician Elise thinks Tom has a crush on

Why Tom wants to be be cast in a movie