I love to be watched, how about you?...I bet on games, which is fun (when I'm winning)...I'm in a Boyz 2 Men t-shirt...Mom jeans aren't good, it's not 1987...The Detrell call-in show...Phone Freaks gets bundled with the Obama phones...Mateen will always be a Detroit Lions fan...F my mouth...Trolls are out...Sex toys or microwave...Hollywood is filled with pedophiles and satanists...Reheating lunch would suck without a microwave...I'm horny and looking for a bottom, but a model would work too...Freddy, what did you do to everybody?...

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