Why does BioWare keep trying to convince us that law enforcement officers are our best friends? Like, it’s getting weird. Join us as we unpack BioWare’s recurrent uniform fetish, how certain companions inform their narratives, and what exactly the devs are trying to say with all of this.

CW: anti-Garrus sentiment, anti-Cullen sentiment, #onehole

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