Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who stuffed sausages up her butt on Germany’s Got Talent, old school names that will never come back, school field trip ends with a teen arrested, woman had seizure behind the wheel and son flagged down help, man accused of a Ponzi scheme, GM being sued for violating privacy, Waymo cars go into a parking lot and honk while they park themselves, march for topless equality in Boston this weekend, Subway sales plummeting, owner of Brewers accused of stealing sand, Red Sox player was hospitalized with a scary infection, MGK threw ball into stands instead of doing first pitch, Australian breakdancer RayGun cashing in on Olympic performance, Chiefs player offers to pay for the stolen chicken wings to get lunch lady out of jail, Elle King says Rob Schneider was a horrible father, Blake Lively feud with director, George Clooney auctions himself off for charity, Paramount+ to air Dating Naked UK show, Poltergeist home up for sale, naked man breaks into tourist’s rental, nude man takes his dog for a walk, guy shot his dad in the face over argument about stinky feet, arsonist catches himself on fire while destroying a barber shop, food bank accidentally handed out meth-laced candies, what’s the strangest thing you’ve done for love?, 8-year-old used bat to fight off robber at her dad’s liquor store, work crew breaks water main and water shoots right at house, neighbor stopped abduction of a teen, kids ran home after stranger tried to lure them into SUV, massive data breach involves every SSN number and everyone’s address, Taco Bell bringing back popular menu items from 1960s-2000s, RIP Famous Amos, state fair foods we’re Googling, cop busted peeper, sinkhole opened up at woman’s brand new home, man found baby iguana in his toilet, crossing guard banned from giving students high fives, kayakers surrounded by sharks, bear broke into a classroom, man wins $4M lotto prize, overworked and exhausted woman moves into retirement home at age 38, and more!