Johnny Mac shares five good news stories, starting with a warning from Japanese toilet manufacturer Toto about using toilet paper on seats. A spider monkey wearing a tutu was safely captured by deputies in Jefferson County. In China, Zhang Yizhou broke two Guinness World Records with his skill of slicing cucumbers and lighting matches using playing cards. A man in Maryland discovered a nearly expired lottery ticket worth $50,000 just in time. Finally, Saskatchewan police reveal unusual 911 calls, reminding citizens to reserve the emergency number for real crises.

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00:00  Toilet Seat Warning
00:56  Lost Spider Monkey Found
01:49  Guinness World Records
02:29  Maryland Man Wins Lottery
02:53  Funny 911 Calls in Saskatchewan