Top 5 fast foods - NFL draft style
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It’s bye week… which means the Commanders can’t hurt us this Sunday, so we decided to hurt each other instead by doing a Top 5 Fast Food Draft that absolutely nobody asked for but everybody is gonna argue about.
Steve, Dev, and Phil step into the war room with zero preparation, questionable stomachs, and the confidence of a team that’s 3–8 but still “mathematically alive.”
We’re talking burgers, tacos, fries, nuggets, problematic chicken sandwiches, and whatever Phil was thinking at pick #3.
🔥 Who reached?
🔥 Who stole your favorite spot?
🔥 Who drafted like Ron Rivera on a sleepy Tuesday?
🔥 And who took a place that should’ve gone undrafted like a UDFA long snapper?
Drop your comments and tell us who won the draft, who needs to be relegated to the USFL, and which fast-food place we criminally disrespected.
It’s dumb.
It’s funny.
It’s chaotic.
It’s Command This!
And it’s the only way we know how to survive another year of Washington Commanders football!
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