Toy Battle

Toy Battle

Update: 2025-08-01
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Pew pew kaboom! That's the sound of every child's living nightmare - their toys coming to life and unleashing an arsenal of deadly weaponry in their bedroom. Many a sleepless night I've had in my youth with this vivid imagery - blood, guts, plastic viscera strewn across my chewbacca rug - which might I add, also comes alive and eats the other toys... anyway, turns out they made my nightmare into a board game and you can now play it.


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On to the time stamps:


0:00 Cold Open


Work In Progress


0:56 The Old King's Crown

6:24 Ensemble

12:19 Haggis


Audience Correspondence


16:14 Trick Taking


Main Feature


27:51 Toy Battle

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