This week I start by giving Tom shit about his cryptic late night Twitter posts. Then we both come down with a severe case of verbal diarrhea, splattering on about how streaming music services do “brutal backdoor things” to musicians, the importance of backing up your data, how I still prefer to buy physical CDs, how @hollcampagna should be our in-studio fact checker, how a giant solar flare could wipe out all of our digital existences, band beefs, and that Tom needs to work on his flams. I reveal a weird thing I used to do as a kid, and inquire if Tom also was told to put plastic bags over his socks to go out in the snow when he was a kid. We spend an absorb anent amount of time talking about how insanely large the planet is while Tom obsesses via Google Maps over tiny islands in the Atlantic and Pacific oceans, while maintaining that the earth is flat, and suggests that were an apocalypse to happen he could Jet Ski across the Great Lakes, possibly while running drugs?

Also, shout out to @DaveAttell, and @MarcMaron; I reference an old joke of Marc’s that hit home with me.

#offkilter #ashleysimpson #vegas #worldslargestprairiedog #marcmaron #daveattell

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