I woke up and realized I’m apparently having a moment on Twitter, so naturally I had to document it. I need my check ASAP, there are like 10 of y’all I’m trying to fuck, and somehow my Twitter notifications have become part dating app, part job board, and part public spectacle. Welcome to the Twitter Tour.

• https://linktr.ee/MDMAQ
• [email protected]
• https://x.com/maniccandice