THREE POINTS! A WIN FOR THE ROYALS! CAPSLOCK 100% NECESSARY! The full URFC pod squad is here to celebrate in today’s episode, bringing home three points and a massive win in Portland that proves we really are the thorn in their side (two wins at Providence Park over the past two years? LFG). Paige Monaghan delivered a goal to remember, KK Ream made NWSL history as the youngest goal-scorer ever at just 16, and Mandy McGlynn put in the kind of performance you’ll be telling your kids about. Slovenian midfielder Lara Prašnikar is officially signed but won’t be available this weekend as she waits on visa clearance. Now we keep that momentum rolling into North Carolina and push our way out of last place. Nowhere but up from here - COYR! 

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