Meet Billy Big Rig.  Now, that ain't his real name.  He can never reveal his true identity because the government wants him dead.  Why?  Because it was HIM who saved America in the days after 9/11, and THEY want you to think THEY did it.

In this first hilarious episode, Billy explains his tragic upbringing with an alcoholic mom, a brutal father, and an idiot twin brother who got himself paralyzed when a cow bit a chunk out of his spine.  He talks about his all-encompassing desire to become a truck driver.

WARNING:  This is a VERY politically-incorrect story, although Billy sees himself as the very picture of tolerance.  You are not likely to see him in quite the same level of enlightenment.  So be warned.  If your satire bone is broken and you download this episode and are offended by it, it's YOUR fault... not Billy's!