IT WAS THE LAST SHOW OF 2013 AND WHAT A SHOW IT WAS: Alice Gage came on to chat to the crazy boys. She is editor of Ampersand Magazine. She's also one of Nicks best friends and Eddies ex gf. So, here's what happened: the topic was MAGAZINES (Alice) VS MELBOURNE (Eddie) and Nick got very emotional about pig shooting and Joanna Newsom. He tried to parent trap ex lovers Eddie and Alice into getting back together. Alice screamed that magazines are great because anyone can do it but also they are special because not everyone can do it (go figure) Nick apologised to Eddie for being a sassy grump in general and making fun of Pacific Rim specifically. Now it's official: we ALL love Pacific Rim. Eddie said he rescued a baby kookaburra so that female listeners would think he was sensitive and sleep with him. Shameless. Alice ripped her dress (WOAH!! WHUT??! STEAMING HOT GOSS) Eddie said he likes how lazy and unemployed everyone is in Melbourne. Alice concurs in fierce agreement. Good things about Melbourne: Things Of Stone and Wood. Marieke Hardy. Trams! FRENTE. The Yarra. Bicycle festivals. BATMAN! Bats in general. The Hendra virus. Nick talks about horses. And Eddie talks about Possums. Zoe Coombs Marr was in Melbourne and she saw a possum eating a Cherry Ripe. Nick says that he is caring for a crippled possum called "Blind-y McDrag" so that male listeners will think he's sensitive and sleep with him. Shameless. Nick plays Beyonce's Grown Woman for the billionth time. Also Magnetic Fields for the bazillionth time. NICK DID A GUIDED MEDITATION WHICH IS BOTH CHRISTMAS-Y AND VERY DISTURBING. Some listeners win magazines. Alice says "Will we podcast this one?" Eddie says "I dunno maybe". Then Nick thanks you for listening and says that The Crazy Boys™ appreciate it and that we also try harder than it seems … then he plays the wrong song. Lol Classic Show.