NASA’s probe Voyager 1 has been found by the civilians of the egg-shaped dwarf planet 136108 Haumea. They thought that the golden record on board the probe, an artefact of humankind’s creativity, expression, and desire to reach out to others, was okay… pretty good. But as it rests in a vault or behind glass in a museum, the boys of The Cosmic Satellite Talk Show Radio discuss what should go on the next golden record. What sounds and images should represent all of humanity should it ever get discovered when Earth is long gone…?

Also on the show: Alien ad-reads, a song from outer-space, and whether E.T would taste good if barbecued.

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