All Aboard the good ship, HMS P*ss The League. Your quartermaster Andy is here to welcome you aboard with regular shipmates Dun and Ant. Join us at the Captain's table for a menu of maritime morsels.

Anchors Aweigh with Richard Kone!

- A very important message from Pimf

- Well, what a week that was. We can't thank you enough for what you have all done for Lily, Jimmy and the Greens

- T-shirt update! (You have until the 10th October to get yours!)

- The New York Football Community is such a special thing that its hard to describe.

- QPR is a club we should all be proud of, and we have fans that QPR should be proud of!

- The QPR podcast community have rallied around. Paul Finney, what a guy! W12, what guys!

- Seann Walsh takes to the stage to help us. Thank you Seann

- Charlie Austin, always a QPR hero, both on and off the pitch.

- For starters, how the hell does Charlie even know who we are? Does he have great taste in podcasts? Thank you legend for sharing our podcast and Lily's Go Fund Me.

- OK, We have two games of football to cover and we go full Micromachines!

- QPR v Oxford was all a bit stale, mate.

- It's Mad, son. Nico's reversal of fortune

- Shut 'em down. Burrell is public enemy of defenders 1, 2 and 3

- Finish 'em - Kone so clinical.

- Bristol City fails to Riis to the occasion, as Smyth's Ashton Gate goal rush continues

- Live and Direct. Stephan's tactics gets the best out of his players

- The Deep - A massive improvement to squad depth, with reinforcements to come

- New Yorking is about to get real. Mayoral elections in a month, Yankees up against it as Blue Jays go full Coventry City and they drop the puck to start the season for the Rangers at the Garden.

- Will be still be speaking with each other next week? We go on a field trip to Metlife on Thursday for the QPR NYC Derby.

- Ant's International Kit Korner. When you order Brazil on Temu in the 70's....and what does Dun love to do on a boat? Watching Wales.

- Jacob's got Stanzas - Don't do the rhyme, if you ain't got the time...

Once again, don't worry about rating and reviewing. This week we'd rather you bought the t-shirt or donated...

Last orders for the shirt (to get by 1st November): 10th October.