Framing people for pooping in public, calling in bomb threats, and living with a Nazi

Leaving your family with nothing after you die, having fat kids, and sexy King Kong

Starting a family drug problem, a sexy grandma saving the day, and helping people become rich.

Finding a sexy Bigfoot, throwing dangerous animals at people, and covering yourself in blood.

Smearing mustard on yourself, showering with a Star Wars villain, and risking everyone's life on an airplane.

Torturing your new coworker, giving a racoon colon cancer, and starting a travel show!

Walking into an amputee meeting, using a merry-go-round to poop, and have a guard tower in your house.

Getting your wife addicted to drugs, cutting a wedding ring out of your chest, and meeting a rat pimp.

Convincing people that they murdered someone, selling dead animals, and becoming a crawfish president

Shooting a cannon at a family, training people for the apocalypse, and bringing a spear to a public pool

Hanging criminals with hair, being in an old person gang, and playing with pickles

Trapping people in a reptile terrarium, supporting child labor, and ripping old peoples' hair out

Taking drugs and falling asleep at the wheel, selling people as a monthly subscription, and making ASMR

Lifting 900 hamsters, Highway fatalities by a dog driving a car, and pulling objects from your underwear

Attacking people with corn, throwing cats off of trains, and getting your computer searched

Collecting crippled people, showering with your laptop, and fighting a demon

Being a trashy cigarette mom, stealing teeth and toenails, and not knowing the difference between elbows and knees

Shaving people's legs while under a table, having a kid fight an inmate, and creating a multi-dollar sock business!

Becoming a worm person, surprise wrestling strangers, and giving your girlfriend a dead deer

Dying in someone's chimney, Naked Santa, and trying to date a 3,000 year old woman.