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Wallabies HUMILIATED by Los Pumas, the Boks do it again and KOKO welcomes in the Hello Sport boys.

Wallabies HUMILIATED by Los Pumas, the Boks do it again and KOKO welcomes in the Hello Sport boys.

Update: 2024-09-10
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This week on the KOKO Show we got down and dirty with Australian content royalty, Tom and Eddy from the Hello Sport Podcast were kind enough to open up their studio and minds to be used and abused by this poor excuse of a show. We talk about everything from the seasonal nature of rosé, the correlation between sports administration and dumpling consumption and the current standing of Union in the Australian sporting landscape. There is nothing quite like talking footy fables with new friends, all while sipping on a tangy little tequila.


Plus, the boys break down the medium rare Argentinian ass whooping the Wallabies received over in Santa Fe, pulling no punches as they unpack why we sucked, how we sucked and who sucked the most. However, on the other side of every World Record pride pounding there sits the victor and boy didn’t those Argies turn up the heat on our Aussie lads, until they were done like a dinner. Alas, as Australians, we get back on the horse, we go again and we try not to let the All Blacks make it 68-27.


Despite being an Australian show, it would be remiss of us not to debate the big dog duel between South Africa and New Zealand. It was the footy version of Foreman v Ali, Swoop v the elusive feature and Gits v saturated fats, minute to minute this grind of a match proved in the end why the Springboks are World Rugby’s benchmark.


So if you are a Wallabies fan and you are feeling a little down, a touch blue and you are onto your third bottle of Savvy B, we just say don't sweat the small stuff, the nation always needs a tidy right after the Schmidt hits the fan. So pick up the baby wipes, arm yourselves with windex and press play on the KOKO Show. Let’s clean up Australian Rugby together! It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.


TIMECODES

00:00 - Start of the show

00:50 - Introduction

05:22 - Introduce the Wallabies

07:35 - Introduction for the Hello Sports

11:29 - Hello Sport gives The KOKO Show podcasting tips

12:49 - Sports admin, dumplings and the fact that Peter V’landys is a seafood guy

15:20 - How union and league went different directions in 2003

17:36 - Rugby union pokie machine idea

20:49 - The boys talk about how Aussie rugby is growing

22:48 - Why don’t people like seeing a national rugby team do well

27:09 - The tough mentality of other teams in World Rugby

28:37 - Do we need more league players in rugby union?

36:30 - Which cartoon characters are you sexually attracted to?

40:21 - The shared love for dad jokes and the hatred for public speaking

45:22 - Sydney Live Show plug

46:04 - Hell Sport guys depart

46:13 - Reflecting on the chat with the Hello Sport guys

57:08 - The boys having a crack at Swoop for not doing the ‘Match Review’

49:59 - Drew shows off the new merch

51:24 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER

54:42 - Rugby Roundup - Argentina v Wallabies review

01:09:55 - Rugby Roundup - South Africa v All Blacks review

01:17:49 - Other International rugby scores

01:18:56 - The KOKO Quiz

01:23:53 - Thanks to MYER

01:24:17 - Socials plug and close of the show


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Wallabies HUMILIATED by Los Pumas, the Boks do it again and KOKO welcomes in the Hello Sport boys.

Wallabies HUMILIATED by Los Pumas, the Boks do it again and KOKO welcomes in the Hello Sport boys.