We Brought an ER Doctor on the Show
Digest
This episode of the Osborne's podcast takes a unique turn as they invite Greg, a real-life doctor specializing in emergency medicine, to share his experiences. Greg recounts a variety of bizarre medical situations he's encountered, including removing objects from people's bottoms, drilling a hole in a patient's head to relieve pressure, and dealing with a patient who was unknowingly high on weed gummies. He also discusses the challenges of working in a rural emergency department, the importance of quick decision-making, and the prevalence of prostate and colon cancer. The episode concludes with a humorous discussion about the dangers of drugs and alcohol, and the importance of getting regular checkups.
Outlines
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Introduction and Sponsor Announcement
This Chapter introduces the Osborne's podcast and its sponsor, Liquid Desk. The hosts, Kelly and Jack Osborne, begin by discussing a lighthearted topic before transitioning to the main theme of the episode.
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Introducing Dr. Greg
This Chapter introduces Greg, a real-life doctor specializing in emergency medicine. The hosts explain that they decided to deviate from their usual podcast format to have Greg share his experiences in the emergency room.
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Greg's Background and Expertise
This Chapter delves into Greg's background and expertise in emergency medicine. He explains his role in the emergency room, the types of cases he handles, and how he became a doctor.
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The Craziest Thing Greg Has Seen
This Chapter focuses on Greg's most bizarre experience in the emergency room. He describes a patient with an open skull and visible brain matter, infested with maggots, who was conscious and talking.
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Greg's Experiences with Objects in Bottoms
This Chapter explores Greg's experiences with removing objects from people's bottoms. He shares anecdotes about the frequency of such cases, the common excuses patients give, and his go-to method for removal.
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Greg's Most Unexpected Medical Procedure
This Chapter recounts Greg's experience drilling a hole in a patient's head to relieve pressure from a brain bleed. He explains the circumstances leading to the procedure, the risks involved, and the patient's eventual recovery.
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Greg's Path to Emergency Medicine
This Chapter explores Greg's journey to becoming an emergency room doctor. He shares his previous experiences as a Spanish language interpreter and a copy cleaner, and how his time in the emergency room inspired him to pursue medicine.
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The Body Farm and Other Gross Experiences
This Chapter discusses Greg's experience visiting a body farm, a facility where decomposing bodies are studied. He shares his thoughts on the grossest things he's seen, including decomposing human bodies and boogers.
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The Weed Gummies Incident
This Chapter recounts a humorous story about a patient who came in with stroke-like symptoms, but was actually high on weed gummies. Greg shares his experience dealing with the situation and the neurologist's reaction.
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The Woman Who Drank Embalming Fluid
This Chapter shares a bizarre story about a woman who drank embalming fluid to prevent decomposition. Greg discusses the woman's motivations and the unusual circumstances surrounding her case.
Keywords
Emergency Medicine
Emergency medicine is a branch of medicine that deals with the immediate care of patients with acute illnesses or injuries. Emergency physicians are trained to diagnose and treat a wide range of conditions, from minor injuries to life-threatening emergencies. They work in emergency departments, trauma centers, and other settings where patients require immediate medical attention.
Dr. Greg
Dr. Greg is a real-life doctor who specializes in emergency medicine. He is a guest on the Osborne's podcast, where he shares his experiences and insights from his work in the emergency room. Dr. Greg is known for his humor and his willingness to share even the most bizarre and unusual cases he has encountered.
Osborne's Podcast
The Osborne's podcast is a podcast hosted by Kelly and Jack Osborne. The podcast covers a variety of topics, including personal experiences, current events, and interviews with interesting guests. The podcast is known for its humor and its willingness to tackle sensitive and controversial subjects.
Maggots
Maggots are the larval stage of flies. They are often associated with decay and decomposition, but they can also be used in medicine to clean out wounds that won't heal. Maggot therapy is a form of biotherapy that uses maggots to remove dead tissue and promote healing. It is particularly effective in treating chronic wounds, such as diabetic ulcers and pressure sores.
Prostate Cancer
Prostate cancer is a type of cancer that affects the prostate gland, a small gland located below the bladder in men. It is one of the most common cancers in men, and it is often diagnosed in the early stages when it is most treatable. Prostate cancer can be treated with surgery, radiation therapy, hormone therapy, and other methods.
Colon Cancer
Colon cancer is a type of cancer that affects the colon, the large intestine. It is one of the most common cancers in the United States, and it is often diagnosed in the early stages when it is most treatable. Colon cancer can be treated with surgery, radiation therapy, chemotherapy, and other methods.
Body Farm
A body farm is a research facility where decomposing bodies are studied in various environments. Body farms are used to understand the process of decomposition, which can be helpful in forensic investigations. They are also used to study the effects of different environmental factors on decomposition, such as temperature, humidity, and insect activity.
Weed Gummies
Weed gummies are edible cannabis products that are infused with THC, the psychoactive compound in marijuana. They are often marketed as a discreet and convenient way to consume cannabis. Weed gummies can have a variety of effects, including relaxation, euphoria, and altered perception. The effects of weed gummies can vary depending on the dosage, the individual's tolerance, and other factors.
Embalming Fluid
Embalming fluid is a mixture of chemicals that is used to preserve a body after death. It is typically injected into the arteries and veins to prevent decomposition. Embalming fluid can contain a variety of chemicals, including formaldehyde, methanol, and glycerin. It is used to make the body presentable for viewing and burial.
Hunter S. Thompson
Hunter S. Thompson was an American journalist and author who is known for his gonzo journalism style. He is best known for his novel Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, which is a fictionalized account of his drug-fueled trip to Las Vegas with his attorney, Oscar Zeta Acosta. Thompson was a controversial figure who was known for his drug use, his political activism, and his eccentric personality.
Q&A
What is the most bizarre medical situation Dr. Greg has encountered in the emergency room?
Dr. Greg describes a patient with an open skull and visible brain matter, infested with maggots, who was conscious and talking. This unusual case highlights the unpredictable nature of emergency medicine and the resilience of the human body.
What are some of the common objects that Dr. Greg has removed from people's bottoms?
Dr. Greg mentions removing bottles and spray paint cans from people's bottoms. He shares anecdotes about the frequency of such cases and the excuses patients often give.
How did Dr. Greg end up drilling a hole in a patient's head?
Dr. Greg explains that he had to perform a procedure called a burhole on a patient who had a severe brain bleed. He was working in a remote emergency department with limited equipment and the patient needed immediate relief. The procedure was risky, but it ultimately saved the patient's life.
What inspired Dr. Greg to pursue emergency medicine?
Dr. Greg shares that his experiences as a Spanish language interpreter in a hospital, particularly in the emergency room, sparked his interest in medicine. He enjoyed the unpredictable nature of the work and the opportunity to witness and learn from medical professionals.
What is a body farm and what is it used for?
A body farm is a research facility where decomposing bodies are studied in various environments. Body farms are used to understand the process of decomposition, which can be helpful in forensic investigations. They are also used to study the effects of different environmental factors on decomposition, such as temperature, humidity, and insect activity.
What is the most common cancer in the United States?
Dr. Greg mentions that colon cancer is the most common cancer in the United States. He emphasizes the importance of regular checkups and early detection for this type of cancer.
What is the story behind the patient who was high on weed gummies?
Dr. Greg recounts a humorous story about a patient who came in with stroke-like symptoms, but was actually high on weed gummies. He shares his experience dealing with the situation and the neurologist's reaction.
What is the story of the woman who drank embalming fluid?
Dr. Greg shares a bizarre story about a woman who drank embalming fluid to prevent decomposition. She was terminally ill and wanted to avoid rotting. This unusual case highlights the lengths people will go to in the face of death.
What are some of the challenges of working in a rural emergency department?
Dr. Greg discusses the challenges of working in a rural emergency department, including limited resources, the need for quick decision-making, and the potential for long hours and high patient volume.
What are some of the dangers of drugs and alcohol?
Dr. Greg discusses the dangers of drugs and alcohol, including the potential for addiction, overdose, and long-term health problems. He emphasizes the importance of moderation and seeking help if you are struggling with substance abuse.
Show Notes
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In this wild episode of "The Osbournes Podcast," the family brings on Dr. Greg, an emergency doctor, to share some of the most bizarre medical cases he's encountered. The episode takes an unexpected turn as the Osbournes, initially planning a different topic, end up diving deep into emergency medicine. Dr. Greg discusses everything from treating patients with visible brain injuries and maggots to the most common emergencies he faces, like car accidents. The conversation shifts from shocking medical tales to humorous and sometimes gruesome anecdotes, providing a unique blend of education and entertainment. As the family probes into the gritty details of emergency medical care, listeners are treated to an unfiltered look at the chaos and complexity of life in the ER.
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