Digest

This episode of the Osborne's podcast takes a unique turn as they invite Greg, a real-life doctor specializing in emergency medicine, to share his experiences. Greg recounts a variety of bizarre medical situations he's encountered, including removing objects from people's bottoms, drilling a hole in a patient's head to relieve pressure, and dealing with a patient who was unknowingly high on weed gummies. He also discusses the challenges of working in a rural emergency department, the importance of quick decision-making, and the prevalence of prostate and colon cancer. The episode concludes with a humorous discussion about the dangers of drugs and alcohol, and the importance of getting regular checkups.

Outlines

00:00:00

Introduction and Sponsor Announcement

This Chapter introduces the Osborne's podcast and its sponsor, Liquid Desk. The hosts, Kelly and Jack Osborne, begin by discussing a lighthearted topic before transitioning to the main theme of the episode.

00:00:46

Introducing Dr. Greg

This Chapter introduces Greg, a real-life doctor specializing in emergency medicine. The hosts explain that they decided to deviate from their usual podcast format to have Greg share his experiences in the emergency room.

00:02:01

Greg's Background and Expertise

This Chapter delves into Greg's background and expertise in emergency medicine. He explains his role in the emergency room, the types of cases he handles, and how he became a doctor.

00:02:51

The Craziest Thing Greg Has Seen

This Chapter focuses on Greg's most bizarre experience in the emergency room. He describes a patient with an open skull and visible brain matter, infested with maggots, who was conscious and talking.

00:03:32

Greg's Experiences with Objects in Bottoms

This Chapter explores Greg's experiences with removing objects from people's bottoms. He shares anecdotes about the frequency of such cases, the common excuses patients give, and his go-to method for removal.

00:05:03

Greg's Most Unexpected Medical Procedure

This Chapter recounts Greg's experience drilling a hole in a patient's head to relieve pressure from a brain bleed. He explains the circumstances leading to the procedure, the risks involved, and the patient's eventual recovery.

00:06:12

Greg's Path to Emergency Medicine

This Chapter explores Greg's journey to becoming an emergency room doctor. He shares his previous experiences as a Spanish language interpreter and a copy cleaner, and how his time in the emergency room inspired him to pursue medicine.

00:08:32

The Body Farm and Other Gross Experiences

This Chapter discusses Greg's experience visiting a body farm, a facility where decomposing bodies are studied. He shares his thoughts on the grossest things he's seen, including decomposing human bodies and boogers.

00:25:50

The Weed Gummies Incident

This Chapter recounts a humorous story about a patient who came in with stroke-like symptoms, but was actually high on weed gummies. Greg shares his experience dealing with the situation and the neurologist's reaction.

00:43:40

The Woman Who Drank Embalming Fluid

This Chapter shares a bizarre story about a woman who drank embalming fluid to prevent decomposition. Greg discusses the woman's motivations and the unusual circumstances surrounding her case.

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Q&A

• What is the most bizarre medical situation Dr. Greg has encountered in the emergency room?

  Dr. Greg describes a patient with an open skull and visible brain matter, infested with maggots, who was conscious and talking. This unusual case highlights the unpredictable nature of emergency medicine and the resilience of the human body.

• What are some of the common objects that Dr. Greg has removed from people's bottoms?

  Dr. Greg mentions removing bottles and spray paint cans from people's bottoms. He shares anecdotes about the frequency of such cases and the excuses patients often give.

• How did Dr. Greg end up drilling a hole in a patient's head?

  Dr. Greg explains that he had to perform a procedure called a burhole on a patient who had a severe brain bleed. He was working in a remote emergency department with limited equipment and the patient needed immediate relief. The procedure was risky, but it ultimately saved the patient's life.

• What inspired Dr. Greg to pursue emergency medicine?

  Dr. Greg shares that his experiences as a Spanish language interpreter in a hospital, particularly in the emergency room, sparked his interest in medicine. He enjoyed the unpredictable nature of the work and the opportunity to witness and learn from medical professionals.

• What is a body farm and what is it used for?

  A body farm is a research facility where decomposing bodies are studied in various environments. Body farms are used to understand the process of decomposition, which can be helpful in forensic investigations. They are also used to study the effects of different environmental factors on decomposition, such as temperature, humidity, and insect activity.

• What is the most common cancer in the United States?

  Dr. Greg mentions that colon cancer is the most common cancer in the United States. He emphasizes the importance of regular checkups and early detection for this type of cancer.

• What is the story behind the patient who was high on weed gummies?

  Dr. Greg recounts a humorous story about a patient who came in with stroke-like symptoms, but was actually high on weed gummies. He shares his experience dealing with the situation and the neurologist's reaction.

• What is the story of the woman who drank embalming fluid?

  Dr. Greg shares a bizarre story about a woman who drank embalming fluid to prevent decomposition. She was terminally ill and wanted to avoid rotting. This unusual case highlights the lengths people will go to in the face of death.

• What are some of the challenges of working in a rural emergency department?

  Dr. Greg discusses the challenges of working in a rural emergency department, including limited resources, the need for quick decision-making, and the potential for long hours and high patient volume.

• What are some of the dangers of drugs and alcohol?

  Dr. Greg discusses the dangers of drugs and alcohol, including the potential for addiction, overdose, and long-term health problems. He emphasizes the importance of moderation and seeking help if you are struggling with substance abuse.

Show Notes