A thousand apologies, dear listeners. It has been hundreds of years since our last update. This episode was, in fact recorded many moons ago, but I, Asia, am an...how do you say...anxiety-ridden procrastinator. My thousand and first apology is in regards to the sound quality of this episode. It seems to get better in the second half, but I don't know what to do about the first half. I'm not a soundologist, ok?! Maybe someday we will be rich and able to afford a soundgineer, but today is not that day! 

In this episode: 

-what's the creepiest thing you ever done or had done to you?

- who would you date from the star wars universe?

- do we unintentionally speak in time signatures?

- how tall is that lumberjack?

-if you could bring one person and one tool to a desert island, who and what would you bring?

Also:

email hackers

toe compliments

california hellscape

prank calls

asia explains what math is

We hope you chuckle once or twice and bear with us while we get our act together!