F-It...I Shouldn't Eat This Thing Anyway!

There's No Such Thing As a Recession in My Business!

North, Saint, Chicago, Psalm...Get In Here!

The World's Most Travelled Box of Crap

An Alleged Crank & Antisemitism

Welcome to Your Freshman Orientation

I Want It To Be True!

What a Cute Boob, er...I Mean...Baby!

Bunk Or  Fascinating?

Inspiring & Horrifying

Dixieland Delight!

We've Gotten Desperate!

I Love to Exploit Family Members for Laughs!

OH OH OH Damn!!!

I Sold Both My Lungs for Taylor Swift Tickets!

I Sold Both of My Kidneys...

Thank You For Coming To My Ted Talk

Thank you, My Darling Flower

I Hope We're Not About To Be Killed

Wow!  Cool Ride Bill...Shame It's On Fire