Let's be positive for a change

Which sport is the most expensive? SHOCKED!

I am an irresposible Mother

I am chasing the simple life

I am not fresh from holidays so get the f*** off me

Water doesn't grow on trees

The bank of Mum is now CLOSED

When the toilet door opens and all you can do is wave

The Mum's have gone wild!

OMG I made her eat a rotten egg

I need a taxi partition so I can't hear the back seat

Being a dance Mum is not my strong point

Online bullies are out of control

When Mum steps in

I have LOST CONTROL

It's all Mum's fault

My punishment sucks

Responsibility = Privilege

I don't care if it's not for adults, I'm going in!

What is with the FASHION?!