And the umpire raises his arms in the air: it's a six! The crowd erupts into polite, muted applause.

In this episode: Horatio LeBoss returns with some red-hot financial advice; a lone sailor's lonely logbook; I attempt a Stewart Lee impression for some reason; why you should be dancing - and much more nonsense...

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