"The Universe has spoken"

You ask and you shall receive..... what did I do!?!

I QUIT......ok I changed my mind.........

Your call cannot be connected at this time, please hang up and try again...........

We're back..........

"Its under warranty.............."

"Shame on you..............."

To be or not to be........COVID free

"If you would like to make a call, please hang up and try again.........."

Who does number 2 work for, or work against.................?

Covid-19 quarantine shenanigans.................

Laws of man .............are weird.........continued

Laws of man hold no one...........

Enter the "Guessmeister"..............

Hammer + Windshield = No Bueno

Your car warranty is about to expire............

You my friend are a CLASShole........say what?

"What's better than 1 jump pack? 2, 2 jump packs!"

"The Customer is always right"...........WRONG!!!!!!

Living the dream...........