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Why are your hands PURPLE?

Why are your hands PURPLE?

Update: 2025-09-20
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Buckle up for a wild ride on this gut-busting episode of Opie Funny AF! Carl Ruiz, Vic Henley, and Sherrod Small bring the heat with rapid-fire laughs, diving into Chuck Berry’s legendary status (hint: it’s not just the riffs), the art of rocking captain hats in your golden years, and why the South can deep-fry anything. From unclaimed babies to purple hands, creepy Guy Fieri book signings, and aliens getting frisky with Voyager, this episode is a hilarious rollercoaster. Oh, and Shaq thinks the Earth is flat? We’re tossing the moonshine and saying “F your pickles!” Michael Jordan says hell nah to the NBA short shorts.Tune in for donuts, topless diners, and pure comedy chaos!
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Why are your hands PURPLE?

Why are your hands PURPLE?

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