YOUR TV IS SLOW AS HELL. FIX IT FOR $25.
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BUY THE ROKU 4K STREAMING STICK HERE: https://amzn.to/48XDHF1
“So this here, you buy the Roku stick, you plug it into the HDMI port, boom, you speed up your TV. Simple as that.”
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Listen up, bro. If you’re sitting there waiting for Netflix to load on a 5-year-old LG or Samsung, you’re doing it wrong. Chris found the ultimate cord-cutter’s late Christmas gift: a 4K Roku stick for 50% off. It’s $25. That’s like... two beers at a stadium. Just buy the damn thing and stop complaining about “janky” tech.
TIMESTAMPS:
* 01:55 - The late Christmas gift for your cheap self
* 02:18 - 50% off 4K Roku Stick
* 04:38 - Why Smart TVs are actually garbage
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