Welcome to You Already Know, the podcast with jokes about news you already know. My name is James Creviston and I am a comedian in Los Angeles. Here are this weeks news jokes.

A recent study has found that College football players lack sufficient vitamin D while college cheerleaders are almost always full of it.

According to a new study, Following GPS or satnav instructions turn off part of the brain that is normally used for navigation. While consuming alcohol, just shuts off the entire brain.

An Expert Claims that selfies Are Giving People Head Lice while SnapChat is giving people STDs.

President Trump has Signed a Bill Authorizing NASA Funding for Mars Exploration. As always he will privately fund any explorations of Uranus.

Arkansas has Split Its Shared Holiday For Martin Luther King Jr. and Robert E. Lee. From now on they will be know as Ebony and Ivory Days.

Tom Brady's Stolen Super Bowl Jersey has been found in Mexico. Finally a deportation everyone can get behind.

Tiffany Trump wants to go to Law School she thinks she has a great shot since she graduated top of her class from Trump University.

Hillary Clinton says she's 'ready to come out of the woods. Now everyone wants to now when she’ll be ready to come out of the closet.

These are the jokes for Rob and Slim Show on March 22, 2017. I’m James Creviston and this is You Already Know.