Coming off of the hot shoes of an exciting photoshoot (hehe), distended organs are clarified as an aesthetic choice; Matt and Nick finally agree on something. Gallerists love to make art deals through whispers and Matt couldn't handle it at Art Basel (Basil). Nick tries to create a loose thesis around male homosexual artists, and confuses Asger Jorn and Jasper Johns. Jens Haaning is a clown. The Renaissance was filled with pedophiles. Nick confuses cirrhosis with psoriasis.