and so does this pilot episode

and so does having too many logos

and so does aping the shining

and so does this boring music

and so does deforestation

and so do silhouettes

and so do chapter titles

and so do knock knock jokes

and so does poor lighting

and so does nicolas cage

and so does galactus not being in this movie

and so does the titular character

and so did 10-year-old me

and so do unmotivated walks in the woods

and so do bad dreams we don't get to see

and so does this stupid starling story (part 1)

and so does this stupid starling story (part 2)

and so does this stupid starling story (part 3)

and so does this fake fantasy novel's flowery prose

and so do amorphous blobs of smoky redness