Welcome to the very first episode of our podcast, featuring our initial impressions of China, a horrendous number of sniffs by Ellen (all cut out) as well as an abnormal amount of creaky voice by Kevin (no way to edit this out, we promise we'll improve on our recording voices very soon).

Mansplain of the week: the Chinese language (and its many dialects)

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