“Duck Tales is the kid-friendly version of Indecent Proposal”

<figure class="wp-caption alignnone" id="attachment_522" style="width: 311px;"><figcaption class="wp-caption-text" id="caption-attachment-522">“You can’t make love with money.”</figcaption></figure>

David Bowie schools us on class warfare, trickle-down economics, and irresponsible child-rearing. Eighty-six that smile, you; we’ll give you something to “’87 and Cry” about!