In which we learn that writing a newsletter can get you (almost) laid.

This week on None of My Business, we meet Luke*, a 33-year-old whose love language is coordinated outfits and has a particularly shocking story about the one who got away. And joining Sophia and Kelsey to read as Luke is the hilarious comedian Carter Hambley.

(*As always, not Luke’s real name, but definitely his real stories.)

This week’s episode includes …

00:00 : When a ghosting becomes a haunting.

04:50 : Our guest: Carter Hambley.

09:18 : Our business: “Luke.”

11:17 : First Things First: “I grew up Presbyterian.”

18:02 : One Who Got Away: “A building with 40 stories.”

39:45 : Best I Ever Had: “Sex is great either place.”

51:13 : Best I Ever Had Part 2: “I’m going to ask him to film us f*****g.”

1:02:28 : Status Update: “I’m enjoying the fun.”

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https://www.instagram.com/carterhambley

Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen

Guest: Cater Hambley

Supervising producer: Justin Sayles

Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle

Video editing and production: Kayla Talley

Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle

Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris

Motion design: Skull Closet Studio

Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton

Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from http://premiumbeat.com.

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