“I Can’t Live, If Living Is Without Power Ballads. Against All Odds, We Actually Agreed On A Few Songs. Eat Your Heart Out, Celine & Mariah!”

Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s Big C, Stinks & Jazzy With Their Faux Outrage

Today’s Forecast: Sunny Periods With A Belated Summer Wind. Plus A Naked Stinks Sent To Coventry On A Horse Screaming I’m A Boy. They’re Coming To Take Him Away, Ha Ha!

Why So Serious? West End Girls Marlene & Eloise Walk This Way To Dance on The Ceiling. A Higher Love You Couldn’t Imagine. It Took Our Breath Away. If Anyone Is To Blame Tho, You Can Call Him Geoff

A Magical Mystery Tour Through M Albums Featuring Whelks, Dykes & Vaginas. But We’ve Been Called Worse TBF

Are You Reddy For Helen? Or Aretha? There Goes Rhymin’ Stinks. Or The Tower Of Power As He’s Known To The Girls. But, As Busted Once Sang “Who’s David?

Jazzy Goes From David Guetta To Nena Get-A-Razor. Spectrum & The Angels At The Ready, Jody Tempest & The Mysterons Arrive Like Clockwork. Oh, And Tangerine Dream. But Sadly No Marmalade Skies

A Long Way Down The Road Out Of Eden To The Land Of Dreams. Let It Be Said, No One Expected Robbie Williams Tho. Love It!

Punk and New Wave? Never Mind The Bollocks As Big C And Flash Gordon Are Here Also To Air Their Views. And The Latter Is Definitely Not A Moron

Milkmen, Soldiers, Gypsies, Tramps, Thieves And A Dog Named Boo. Was There A Better Year For Singles? I’m Still Waiting…

UGM-84 Harpoon Submarine Missiles, Old West Outlaws, Tits And Ass Plus Dolly P. In The End Tho, I’m Just A Boy, Sitting In Front Of Two Brothers, Wanting Them To Love Gen X

The Name of The Game Is Pop Music Of The Highest Quality. Only One Of Us Liked Thank You For The Music Tho. Mamma Mia!!! Go on… Take A Chance On ABBA!

Here There & Everywhere Last Week But This Time, After Stinks’ Extensive Research, Big C & Jazzy Were Out Of Time Which Gave Stinks Some Satisfaction. Gimme Shelter From Rolf Harris Tho!

Season 7 Premiere. An All American Show. Some Iconic Confusion. Stinky Pete Blames Big C For The Disorganisation But He Then Goes on To Choose A Canadian. Go Figure

Yes Is No Disgrace. Or Is it? Text 717-1551 With A Y/N. Or Walk This Way By The Purple Haze On The Water. It’s All Crazeeee!

Second Place In Firearms Ammunition Contest, Christian Priests & WTF Is Klaus Wunderlich? Big C’s Clues Getting Better, Stinks’ Knowledge Improving. It Won’t James Last

Pavarotti, Palindromes & Pop Will Eat Itself. Dirty Cash & Don Pablos Animals. Hold On… Arrivederci, It’s Step By Step in 1990

I Mentioned BoRhap Once. Think I Got Away With It. Tangled Up In Blue Guitars, Do We Know Where We’re Going To? Rhinestone Cowboys Born to Run, Searching For The Best Lick In Town

Sylvia, Maybellene, Jenny… All The Girls Join OTR For Our First Episode As European Champions. That Is All

Paul Is No One-Trick Pony. New Yorker Rhymin’ Simon’s Songbook Opens A Path To Graceland And The Mardi Gras And Is No Surprise. American Tunes At Their Best