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“Unproblematic King Michael Jackson” (Sweet Valley High #81, Rosa’s Lie)

“Unproblematic King Michael Jackson” (Sweet Valley High #81, Rosa’s Lie)

Update: 2025-11-18
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This week, we have some nuanced discussion of ethno-racial identity and some even more nuanced discussion of ejaculate-guzzling (and that’s just linguistics).

Chicana student Rose (nee Rosa) wants to join the PBA sorority to prove that she can fit in with the other thin, rich, beautiful girls in Sweet Valley. Rosa is white-passing and believes she has to hide aspects of her Mexican identity and heritage in order to be accepted. But how will she navigate her “friends'’’ racism, her grandmother’s surprise visit, and (we all saw it coming) a baby trapped in a well who only speaks Spanish? 

Join us as we explore meaningful cakes, take on colorblind racism, and belabor each moment of a joke Robert’s terrible ex-boyfriend made 20 years ago in “Unproblematic King Michael Jackson” (Sweet Valley High #81, Rosa’s Lie).

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“Unproblematic King Michael Jackson” (Sweet Valley High #81, Rosa’s Lie)

“Unproblematic King Michael Jackson” (Sweet Valley High #81, Rosa’s Lie)

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