Waiter: Good evening. My name is Fabio, I will be your waiter for tonight. May I take your order?

Customer: No, I am still working on it.  This menu is not even in English. What’s good here?

W: For you sir, I would recommend spaghetti and meatballs.

C: Does it come with cook and fries?

W: It comes with either soup or salad and a complimentary glass of wine, sir.

C: I’ll go with the spaghetti and meatballs, salad and the wine.

W: Excellent choice, your order will be ready soon.

C: How soon is soon?

W: twenty minutes?

C: You know what? I will just grab a burger across the street.