Schitt with Money

Welcome back to Schitt with Money!This week, Peita and Emma are diving into Season 1, Episode 8: Allez Vous - where the Rose family gets their first real taste of earning money in Schitt’s Creek. Or, at least, trying to.In This Episode:🚗💼 Johnny hits the unemployment office – After a very Roland-style road trip and a hilariously awkward encounter with Marnie, Johnny tries to get government support… and a little dignity back.🧴🥂 Moira and David get MLM’d – David gets sucked in by shiny serums and champagne-coloured dreams. Moira sees the scam a mile away—but even she ends up giving the sales pitch of the century.🎭📦 Desperate Housewives and struggling actors, unite – Allez Vous takes over Schitt’s Creek. But it turns out... everyone’s an agent.💍🤔 Alexis starts to question Ted – Is this relationship really what she wants? Or is Mr Perfect maybe too perfect?Schitt We Learned:💸 Not all “opportunities” are actually opportunities. MLMs sell dreams, not products. The real money’s in getting you to join.🎭 Main character energy can come from the most surprising places. Roland struts into the unemployment office like he’s James Bond, and somehow wins.🧠 Retirement and identity crises go hand in hand. Johnny's struggle to adjust without a CEO title mirrors real-life clients trying to rediscover who they are beyond their career.💬 Shiny branding doesn’t equal value. Whether it’s beauty products or crypto, if it promises quick wins and exclusivity, it’s probably dodgy.Want to Schitt-Chatt With Us?🎤 Leave us a voice message at SpeakPipe.com/SchittWithMoney – tell us what we missed or drop your favourite quote from the episode!📲 Follow the podcast at @schittwithmoney for updates, behind-the-scenes fun, and money wisdom (with a side of Schitt’s Creek obsession).Want more?Emma: @theaccountingdivisionPeita: @iampeitadNext Up:Carl’s Funeral – Who is Carl? Why is Johnny suddenly in charge? Let’s just say… the town’s definition of "funeral" is flexible at best.Until next time…Remember: not every money-making idea is a business. Sometimes it’s just a cult in pastel packaging. 💁‍♀️

Peita and Emma are back, and things are getting muddy, messy, and mildly traumatic in Episode 7 of Schitt’s Creek. From David in camo to Moira’s salon transformation, this episode had everything—wigs, weapons, and… smoothies of questionable origin.In This Episode:🍓 Meet Cute at the Meadow Harvest – Alexis meets Ted (and a highly questionable smoothie) at the café. Spoiler alert: he’s lovely, she’s intrigued, and her stomach is in danger.🦃 David Goes Full Bush – Against all logic and personal hygiene standards, David joins a turkey shoot and ends up traumatised, smelly, and slightly changed.💇‍♀️ Moira Gets Jocelyn’d – A free salon trip turns Moira into Jocelyn’s twin, and it’s as tragic as it sounds.🏘️ Small Town Power Moves – We see Alexis seeking real connection, David pushed to impress Stevie, and Moira confronting her own identity in a world where the Blouse Barn exists.💸 Schitt We Learned:🚪 Comfort Zones Are Costly – Each character steps way out of theirs this week. David faces mud and firearms, Alexis faces genuine affection, and Moira faces… her reflection. Growth is messy, but necessary.💁‍♀️ People-Pleasing Can Get Expensive – From turkey shoots to questionable hairstyles, sometimes going along with things costs more than just pride. That “just go with it” mindset? It can lead to financial decisions you regret, and hair you don’t recognise.💔 A Man Is Not a Financial Plan – Alexis sees Ted as a possible escape route, and it’s a reminder that financial independence matters. Relying on someone else to “fix” things can leave you stuck, or worse, unable to leave when you need to.🎧 Want to Schitt-Chatt With Us?Leave us a voice message at SpeakPipe.com/SchittWithMoney – Tell us what we missed, or share your fave quote from the episode!📲 Follow the podcast at @schittwithmoney for episode updates, behind-the-scenes fun, and money wisdom (with a side of Schitt’s Creek obsession).You can also find us here:Emma: @theaccountingdivisionPeita: @iampeitadNext Up: Episode 8 – “Allez-Vous”. MLM madness, Johnny’s job hunt, and a pyramid scheme we can’t look away from. It’s peak cringe—and financial insight gold.🎉 Until then, remember: If someone offers to pay for your makeover… ask if it includes your dignity.

Welcome back to Schitt with Money! Peita and Emma are popping open Season 1, Episode 6: Wine and Roses, where Moira gets her big shot at a comeback - or at least a mildly offensive fruit wine ad. Meanwhile, David has a health crisis, Alexis drops Naomi Campbell-level references during community service, and Johnny… well, Johnny’s doing his best not to direct everyone within a 10-metre radius.In This Episode:🍷 Moira’s comeback (kind of) – She lands a local endorsement gig for Herb Ertlinger’s fruit wine… and cannot, for the life of her, say his name. But despite nerves, bugs in her wine, and Johnny’s stage mum energy, she pulls it off in full Moira theatrical fashion.😰 David’s panic spiral – Sleep deprived and WebMD-obsessed, David is convinced he’s dying. Turns out, it’s a panic attack. But in classic Rose sibling style, he weaponises it into a guilt trip for Alexis. Naturally.🧘 Jocelyn saves the day (and David’s back) – Forced into yoga, David finds unexpected peace, comfort… and a nap on Jocelyn. A hilarious moment, with an oddly tender undertone.🛠️ Johnny’s misplaced ambition – With no job and no control, Johnny throws himself into Moira’s commercial shoot… and slowly drives everyone mad.🧼 Alexis vs. laundry rocks – While benchmarking her community service outfits on Naomi Campbell (of course), she’s also lowkey starting to figure herself out, while dating the blandest eco-warrior ever.Schitt We Learned:💳 Start small, start somewhere – Moira may not be starring in a blockbuster, but she’s contributing, getting paid, and rediscovering her confidence. Sometimes, the ‘little gig’ is the one that gets us going again.🧘‍♀️ Support can come from unexpected places – Jocelyn offering warmth (literally) is a reminder that kindness (even accidental) can make a big difference.📞 Family dynamics are weird (and hilarious) – From phone chaos to awkward love languages, the Roses are fumbling their way through growth… kind of.Want to Schitt-Chatt With Us?🎤 Leave us a voice message at SpeakPipe.com/SchittWithMoney – tell us what we missed or drop your favourite quote from the episode!📱 Follow the podcast at @schittwithmoney for updates, behind-the-scenes fun, and money wisdom (with a side of Schitt’s Creek obsession).Want more? You can also find us here:Emma: @theaccountingdivisionPeita: @iampeitadNext Up: Episode 7 – Turkey Shoot. Not a Thanksgiving episode. Not a drill. Expect misfired strategies, misplaced kindness, and Schitt flying everywhere.Until next time, “taking a selfish” is self-care, not selfish. Normalise it. Do it. Own it.

Welcome back to Schitt with Money! Peita and Emma are diving headfirst into one of the cringiest (and most hilarious) episodes of Schitt’s Creek yet — The Cabin. From surprise sexcapades to game night meltdowns, this episode delivers big on awkward family moments, chaotic romantic getaways, and a few unexpected life lessons too.In This Episode:💋 The ultimate horror story – David walks in on Johnny and Moira. Trauma ensues. But in true Johnny Rose fashion, he insists they talk about it. No thank you, sir.🪵 Wrong cabin, wrong time – Johnny’s desperate for a romantic escape. But Roland’s directions are… less than helpful. Cue cabin mix-up, suit-ripping, and uninvited commentary from Bob and Gwen (who are apparently just sitting there?!).🔐 Johnny’s on a mission (for locks) – Determined to avoid future trauma, Johnny seeks out door locks. But Alexis proves no lock is Rose-proof.🎲 Game night gets real – David wants rules. Stevie wants vibes. Everyone’s drunk. It’s chaos, and we love it.📱 Where are their phones?! – We’re just saying, Google Maps could’ve prevented all of this.Schitt We Learned:🙅‍♀️ Sometimes it’s okay to accept help. Even if it’s from Roland. Maybe.🧠 Self-awareness is sexy. Alexis might need constant attention, but at least she knows it.🎮 Game night reveals everything. Are you a chill, “it’s just for fun” type? Or a “draw four and perish” energy? Either way… we see you.Want to Schitt-Chatt With Us?🎙️ Leave us a voice message at SpeakPipe.com/SchittWithMoney – tell us what we missed or drop your favourite quote from the episode!📲 Follow the podcast on Instagram at @schittwithmoney for behind-the-scenes fun, episode updates, and money wisdom (with a side of Schitt’s Creek obsession).🙋‍♀️ Find us individually too:Emma – @theaccountingdivisionPeita – @iampeitadNext up: We’re heading into Episode 6 – Wine and Roses. Moira takes on a new career challenge with all the grace of a baby giraffe learning to walk. Things get juicy, literally.Until next time, remember ... Always check the cabin before you roleplay.

Welcome back to Schitt with Money! Peita and Emma are diving into Bad Parents, an episode packed with questionable parenting, personal crises, and—of course—David Rose’s tragic realisation that his wardrobe is not as valuable to the world as it is to him.In This Episode:👗 David’s Closet Meltdown – Who knew folding a sweater could cause an existential crisis? David struggles with the idea of treating his designer wardrobe like anything less than an art exhibit.💰 Parenting by Proxy – Johnny and Moira reflect on whether hiring the best nannies and sending the kids to elite schools actually made them good parents (spoiler: the answer is… unclear).👠 Alexis’ Community Service Chic – Picking up trash in heels? Iconic. Ronnie puts Alexis in her place with one of the best burns of the episode: "This isn’t Say Yes to the Dress, princess."🛻 Mysterious Farm Equipment – Peita and Emma go full detective mode trying to identify the strange vehicle rolling through Schitt’s Creek. (If you know what it is, DM us!)Schitt We Learned:💸 Your wardrobe is not an investment – David learns the hard way that luxury doesn’t always hold resale value. (That consignment store was not impressed.)🏡 Downsizing is a reality check – From a mansion to a motel, the Roses (and our hosts) discuss what it’s like to live in a much smaller space than you’re used to.👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Time > Money in Parenting – Johnny and Moira thought they did everything “right” by giving their kids the best of everything. But did they actually spend time with them?Want to Schitt-Chatt With Us?💬 Leave us a voice message at SpeakPipe.com/SchittWithMoney – tell us what we missed or drop your favorite quote from the episode!📲 Follow @SchittWithMoney for episode updates, behind-the-scenes fun, and money wisdom (with a side of Schitt’s Creek obsession).Want more? You can also find us here:Emma: @theaccountingdivisionPeita: @iampeitadNext Up: The CabinJohnny and Moira attempt a weekend getaway (spoiler: it doesn’t go as planned), while Alexis and David throw a party. Honestly? It goes about as well as you’d expect.Until next time, remember: Your closet is not an investment portfolio. (Just ask David.)

Welcome back to Schitt with Money! Peita and Emma are diving into Episode 3, where Johnny Rose attempts his first “CEO move” in Schitt’s Creek—only to discover the town’s marketing problem is a bit worse than expected. Meanwhile, Moira falls into an internet-fueled spiral, David faces a devastating financial reality, and we learn that Roland’s family history is just as questionable as his fashion choices.In This Episode:🪧 The world’s worst welcome sign – Johnny’s grand plan to boost the town’s appeal is derailed when he realises the town’s historic sign is, um… deeply inappropriate. But don’t worry—it’s his sister.📱 Moira vs. the internet – She breaks the golden rule of being in the public eye: never read the comments. Cue existential crisis, dramatic monologues, and a dose of anonymous tormentors.💸 David’s financial reality check – The man thought credit cards were just free money. Johnny quickly bursts that bubble.👜 David’s job search begins – “Something in art curating or trend forecasting” doesn’t quite match Schitt’s Creek’s employment opportunities. Minimum wage is what now?!💳 How do you pay for that? – “On the credit card” isn’t a valid long-term financial strategy. David (reluctantly) learns that jobs = income.Schitt We Learned:🔹 Credit cards aren’t magic. They feel like “tap and go” money until the bill arrives. David’s experience is a reminder that overspending on autopilot is a risky game.🔹 Interview prep is important. If your job interview answer is “because I need eye cream,” you might need a better approach.🔹 Boldness is rewarded. Whether it’s Jocelyn bravely asking Moira for a favour (RIP Jocelyn) or Johnny trying to fix the town’s image, putting yourself out there can pay off.🔹 Family dynamics are weird. Whether it’s Moira’s kids taking shifts in her past breakdowns or Roland thinking the sign is fine, this episode proves that every family has their quirks.Want to Schitt-Chatt With Us?📣 Leave us a voice message at SpeakPipe.com/SchittWithMoney – tell us what we missed or drop your favourite quote from the episode!📸 Follow the podcast at @schittwithmoney for episode updates, behind-the-scenes fun, and money wisdom (with a side of Schitt’s Creek obsession).Want more? You can also find us here:Emma: @theaccountingdivisionPeita: @iampeitadNext up: Episode 4 – “Bad Parents.” The title says it all. Moira and Johnny attempt to prove they’re not neglectful parents… with mixed results.Until next time, remember: credit cards not real money. Just ask David.

Welcome back to Schitt with Money! Peita and Emma are diving into Episode 2, where the Roses are really feeling the… drip. We’re talking cringe-worthy nightwear, small-town hospitality (or lack thereof), and why financial fine print is not something you should skim over like a Terms & Conditions pop-up.In This Episode:💦 Soggy starts – Johnny Rose wakes up in a very damp predicament, and we have questions about how this plumbing nightmare didn’t hit earlier.👘 The Ebenezer Scrooge Aesthetic – Johnny’s nightgown is a choice. David has thoughts. So do we.🧀 Cheese. So much cheese. – A cheeseball and a fondue in one meal? We hope your gut is stronger than ours.✍️ Read the fine print, people! – Johnny discovers that he technically doesn’t have the right to sell the town… because Roland owns the final say. Lesson? If you sign something, know what you’re signing.💰 When selling is wishful thinking – Just because you think something is worth a certain price, doesn’t mean the market agrees. We see this mistake in investing, real estate, and, well… selling a town no one wants to buy.Schitt We Learned:Contracts are not “suggestions.” The fine print matters, especially if a certain local mayor has to approve your big escape plan.Never make major money moves in a panic. Just because you’ve been woken up by mysterious liquid doesn’t mean it’s the right time to sell your assets.Moira’s exit lines should be framed. If we ever decide to launch Financially Dramatic: The Musical, she’s getting a starring role.Cheeseballs are, apparently, aphrodisiacs. We wish we were joking.Want to Schitt-Chatt With Us?📣 Leave us a voice message at SpeakPipe.com/SchittWithMoney – tell us what we missed or drop your favourite quote from the episode!📸 Follow the podcast at @schittwithmoney for episode updates, behind-the-scenes fun, and money wisdom (with a side of Schitt’s Creek obsession).Want more? You can also find us here:Emma: @theaccountingdivision Peita: @iampeitadNext up: Episode 3 – “Don’t Worry, It’s His Sister.” Johnny tries to revamp the town’s very questionable welcome sign, and we’ll be there to unpack the chaos.Until next time, read the contract before you sign. No, really.

What happens when you mix Schitt’s Creek, a financial adviser, and an accountant? Apparently, a podcast.Welcome to the very first episode of Schitt with Money! In this rewatch series, Peita and Emma obsess over the brilliance of Schitt’s Creek, sneak in some unexpected money lessons, and question life choices—both ours and the Roses’.In This Episode:💰 Leave your finances to me, he said. We dissect the classic “business manager ran off with all our money” storyline and why financial transparency isn’t just for accountants.🎭 The wigs, the drama, the absolute chaos! Moira has a meltdown of Oscar-worthy proportions, and we are so here for it.💡 David’s moth phobia, Alexis’ red flags, and Roland’s… everything. There’s a lot to unpack here.😂 Why didn’t we clock these jokes the first time around?! Roland Schitt’s name? The sheer horror of that mansion? The absurdly massive diner menus? This rewatch is eye-opening.Schitt We Learned:Handing over your finances completely? Big mistake. HUGE. (Yes, Pretty Woman levels of regret.)Tax bills don’t pay themselves. Even if you’re super rich, you should know what’s happening with your money.If your boyfriend “could maybe consider saying ‘I love you’ at some point soon,” RUN. (We see you, Alexis.)Moira hiding diamonds under her tongue is iconic, yet completely impractical.Want to Schitt-Chatt With Us?📣 Leave us a voice message at SpeakPipe.com/SchittWithMoney – tell us what we missed or drop your favourite quote from the episode!📸 Follow the podcast at @schittwithmoney for episode updates, behind-the-scenes fun, and money wisdom (with a side of Schitt’s Creek obsession).Want more? You can also find us here:Emma: @theaccountingdivision Peita: @iampeitadNext time, we tackle Episode 2, where the Roses try to “adjust” to their new life… with about as much grace as you’d expect. 🚪 (Spoiler: Doors may or may not be removed.)Until next time, don’t leave your finances to an ‘expert’ named Eli. Just saying.

🧳✨ A Schitt’s Creek rewatch podcast with a financial twist! Join two superfans (and money nerds) as we rewatch the show from the very beginning, reliving iconic moments, uncovering hidden gems, and occasionally sneaking in some unexpected money lessons. Whether you’re here for Moira’s monologues, David’s dramatics, or Johnny’s business blunders, this podcast is all about celebrating Schitt’s Creek—with a little financial wisdom folded in. New episodes drop fortnightly! 🎙💰🎬