Peita and Emma are back, and things are getting muddy, messy, and mildly traumatic in Episode 7 of Schitt’s Creek. From David in camo to Moira’s salon transformation, this episode had everything—wigs, weapons, and… smoothies of questionable origin.

In This Episode:

🍓 Meet Cute at the Meadow Harvest – Alexis meets Ted (and a highly questionable smoothie) at the café. Spoiler alert: he’s lovely, she’s intrigued, and her stomach is in danger.

🦃 David Goes Full Bush – Against all logic and personal hygiene standards, David joins a turkey shoot and ends up traumatised, smelly, and slightly changed.

💇‍♀️ Moira Gets Jocelyn’d – A free salon trip turns Moira into Jocelyn’s twin, and it’s as tragic as it sounds.

🏘️ Small Town Power Moves – We see Alexis seeking real connection, David pushed to impress Stevie, and Moira confronting her own identity in a world where the Blouse Barn exists.

💸 Schitt We Learned:

🚪 Comfort Zones Are Costly – Each character steps way out of theirs this week. David faces mud and firearms, Alexis faces genuine affection, and Moira faces… her reflection. Growth is messy, but necessary.

💁‍♀️ People-Pleasing Can Get Expensive – From turkey shoots to questionable hairstyles, sometimes going along with things costs more than just pride. That “just go with it” mindset? It can lead to financial decisions you regret, and hair you don’t recognise.

💔 A Man Is Not a Financial Plan – Alexis sees Ted as a possible escape route, and it’s a reminder that financial independence matters. Relying on someone else to “fix” things can leave you stuck, or worse, unable to leave when you need to.

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Next Up: Episode 8 – “Allez-Vous”. MLM madness, Johnny’s job hunt, and a pyramid scheme we can’t look away from. It’s peak cringe—and financial insight gold.

🎉 Until then, remember: If someone offers to pay for your makeover… ask if it includes your dignity.