Welcome back to Schitt with Money! Peita and Emma are diving headfirst into one of the cringiest (and most hilarious) episodes of Schitt’s Creek yet — The Cabin. From surprise sexcapades to game night meltdowns, this episode delivers big on awkward family moments, chaotic romantic getaways, and a few unexpected life lessons too.

In This Episode:

💋 The ultimate horror story – David walks in on Johnny and Moira. Trauma ensues. But in true Johnny Rose fashion, he insists they talk about it. No thank you, sir.

🪵 Wrong cabin, wrong time – Johnny’s desperate for a romantic escape. But Roland’s directions are… less than helpful. Cue cabin mix-up, suit-ripping, and uninvited commentary from Bob and Gwen (who are apparently just sitting there?!).

🔐 Johnny’s on a mission (for locks) – Determined to avoid future trauma, Johnny seeks out door locks. But Alexis proves no lock is Rose-proof.

🎲 Game night gets real – David wants rules. Stevie wants vibes. Everyone’s drunk. It’s chaos, and we love it.

📱 Where are their phones?! – We’re just saying, Google Maps could’ve prevented all of this.

Schitt We Learned:

🙅‍♀️ Sometimes it’s okay to accept help. Even if it’s from Roland. Maybe.

🧠 Self-awareness is sexy. Alexis might need constant attention, but at least she knows it.

🎮 Game night reveals everything. Are you a chill, “it’s just for fun” type? Or a “draw four and perish” energy? Either way… we see you.

Want to Schitt-Chatt With Us?

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📲 Follow the podcast on Instagram at @schittwithmoney for behind-the-scenes fun, episode updates, and money wisdom (with a side of Schitt’s Creek obsession).

🙋‍♀️ Find us individually too:

Emma – @theaccountingdivision

Peita – @iampeitad

Next up: We’re heading into Episode 6 – Wine and Roses. Moira takes on a new career challenge with all the grace of a baby giraffe learning to walk. Things get juicy, literally.

Until next time, remember ... Always check the cabin before you roleplay.